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Aaron Miller's Hairiest Fan Anxiously Waits :blink:

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Randy Poontash of Altadena is nervous about the upcoming NHL trade deadline. Before every Kings home game Randy's wife Barbara shaves the number 3 in his back-hair before they go to Staples Center. Then Randy takes his seat in section 303, row 3, seat 3.

"It's all about Aaron Miller for me. And if he gets traded like some say he will, then I guess I'll stop shaving my back," says the semi-retired body cavity search technician. "I guess I could shave it into an 8, but that's Mike Weaver's number, and shaving Mike Weaver's number into your back-hair is kinda dumb. Aaron Miller's number? Well that makes perfect sense. But Mike Weaver's, not so much."

Randy's wife Barbara was too embarrassed to comment.

source: letsgokings.com

Hey Faerie, hope you like it. ;)

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And if he gets traded like some say he will, then I guess I'll stop shaving my back," says the semi-retired body cavity search technician.

Best. Sentence. Ever.

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agreed.

tough to tell from the text, but was this supposed to be a threat?

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:o:o:o:o

He looks like he takes the maximum dose of transplant anti-rejection meds......

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I think this is a fake cause the Staples Center in LA has only lavender seats... Or am I wrong?!?!

You are correct. It's a pic from a Dale Earnhardt fan.

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