Doktor Kosmos Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 You tried MySpace, you tried Facebook, now try MyDeathSpace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Kosmos Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 Stanley Cup ring found in Gulf of Mexico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Michael Vick sued for 63,000,000,000 billion dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneHABSfan Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 (edited) Stanley Cup ring found in Gulf of Mexico My version of that story: The ring has been missing for some thirty years. It belonged to former Maple Leaf right-winger Jim Pappin, the player who led his team during the 1967-68 season playoffs with seven goals and 15 points. Pappin is so disillusioned with the sadsack Leafs since they cannot win hockey games or beat the Habs in meaningful games, he used it as bait while fishing for old tires. "I didn't want anything to do with the Toronto-Make-Be-Leafs," he told the newspaper chain The Toronto Bandwagon Dulusional. The ring recently resurfaced as so much hot air from Toronto media in regards to how great the leafie team is for 2007 it just became very light. Try as they might the US navy did their best to blast the thing into smitherines, however the hot air made it impossible to get any accurate target lock. Navy Seals were sent in to remove the ring as it was fouling up the waterway with a stench so bad that one team member said "It just stinks!" 4 seal team members were treated for bonehead symptoms commonly referrred to as the "McCabe Syndrome". All will have a healthy recovery as they have no access to Toronto media. The ring will be returned once it passes tests to see if it violates any North American agreements on toxic waste. This is one story Leaf fans will be sure to say the ghosts of MLG saved the ring, when in reality it rose from its grave in utter embarassment.... Edited August 24, 2007 by InsaneAVSfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_nm/..._crime_penis_dc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Northern Ireland man bites head off girlfriend's pet python during row: 'Tastes lovely' http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070824/...dity_snake_bite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 1.2 metre mummified bone from extinct walrus highlights interest in artifacts http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070825/...y_walrus_fossil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Shoplifter nabbed trying to exchange stolen shoes JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israeli police arrested a woman who stole a pair of Crocs shoes when she returned to the store hours later to exchange them because they did not fit her son, a police spokesman said Friday. http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/070824/odds/odd_crocs_dc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Lamborghini left behind A Lamborghini registered to Bears star Lance Briggs was abandoned after an accident LAKE FOREST, Ill. (AP) -- Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs was charged with leaving the scene of an accident after crashing his Lamborghini and abandoning it alongside an expressway on the city's North Side, Illinois State Police said. http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-b...p&type=lgns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habs_in_the_blood Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 (edited) i coulnd tfind the link...but they said on the radio on friday that a woman gave 13 million to her dog in her will...leaving her two grandchildren with absolutly nothing...she even gave her own son 10 million lol if anyone finds the link please post it! Edited September 2, 2007 by habs_in_the_blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 i coulnd tfind the link...but they said on the radio on friday that a woman gave 13 million to her dog in her will...leaving her two grandchildren with absolutly nothing...she even gave her own son 10 million lol if anyone finds the link please post it! Dammit, I just read that on the internet today. She left the most to her dog and she's left her brother the dog. I'll try and find the link but I can't remember where I read that. EDIT: Found it, gotta love Google News. http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jCCJKeG...8AZ1B_eKfJbTSUg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habs_in_the_blood Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Dammit, I just read that on the internet today. She left the most to her dog and she's left her brother the dog. I'll try and find the link but I can't remember where I read that. EDIT: Found it, gotta love Google News. http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jCCJKeG...8AZ1B_eKfJbTSUg there as got to be somehing to bend that will...i mean comon...thats saying the dog as a bank account? she must really not like her grand children F*#*# crazy old hag....shes probably having the laugh of a lifetime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Maybe the court should sentence Michael Vick to do this as punishment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Lifeguard at Coney Island beach rescues small shark from nasty swimmers http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070904/...ity_shark_saved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Kosmos Posted September 5, 2007 Author Share Posted September 5, 2007 Now I've never heard about something like that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Kosmos Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 (edited) Church plans Lego sculpture of Jesus A church in Västerås is asking parishioners to donate enough pieces of white Lego to create a life-size statue of Jesus. A local priest is leading the drive to construct a white plastic Jesus in the central Swedish town. That's the church in the neighbourhood where I grew up BTW. If I had still had any Lego left I would have donated it to my nephew Nino, but this project would have been a definite second choice. Edited October 29, 2007 by Doktor Kosmos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Swedish supermarket refuses to sell beer to 77-year-old after ID spat héhé Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Kosmos Posted November 1, 2007 Author Share Posted November 1, 2007 Yeah, I saw that in the paper the other day. Absurd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Kosmos Posted November 15, 2007 Author Share Posted November 15, 2007 (edited) 'The Straight Story' Swedish style Edited November 15, 2007 by Doktor Kosmos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAK Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 'The Straight Story' Swedish style great story !! however I rather the one about swedish women want to go mono-kini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Kosmos Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 Mono-what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 This father is crazy. He was on tv saying "I justs want to get my daughters innocents back because now she's ruined." give me a break http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/071228/...ated_mp3_player and of course he's going to sue. welcome to america Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House11 Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 This father is crazy. He was on tv saying "I justs want to get my daughters innocents back because now she's ruined." give me a break http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/071228/...ated_mp3_player and of course he's going to sue. welcome to america I'd bet $5 that the father was testing it out on his computer and snyc'd his own porn collection on to his daughters new ipod by mistake. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy26 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I'd bet $5 that the father was testing it out on his computer and snyc'd his own porn collection on to his daughters new ipod by mistake. haha You're probably right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Separated-at-birth twins get married in the UK http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080111/wl_uk...doptionmarriage now, how could they not of figured out they freaking look the same??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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