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Separated-at-birth twins get married in the UK

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080111/wl_uk...doptionmarriage

now, how could they not of figured out they freaking look the same???

Are they identical twins?

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they never said but if you're a twin, come on eventually you could figure it out.

but they figured it out AFTER the wedding, as if they weren't doing it before hand.

say it with me now...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :puke:

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he he TONS of bees living in an house in California along with a HUMAN family !!!!

english : http://www.komotv.com/news/offbeat/16649501.html

français : http://www.cyberpresse.ca/article/20080314...5406/CPINSOLITE

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I should find article about the kid who had his friends bury him in sand so he could become Naruto and ended up dieing. Normally I don't find that kind of stuff funny but he was being so ridiculously stupid that I couldn't help it. Even got my dad to laugh, heh.

Edit: Found it. http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/MindMoodNews/...0328&page=1

I don't remember much from being 10 but I know I wasn't that moronic. I mean it's sad he died but come on.

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13 Year Old Steals Credit Card And Buys Some Hookers

He bought women, video games and junk food. Kid has got his priorities straight.

"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

Great :rolleyes:

Edited by Pierre the Great

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Rolling your eyes at a little kid.

Nice.

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Another case similiar to the Kampusch/Fritzl xases has been discovered in Italy. A woman, now 47 years old, was held captive for 18 years as punishment for giving bearth to a baby. I'll post a link to a story in English when I find one.

Huzzah for Europe! Huzzah!

:(

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To quote Bart Simpson: I didn't do it.

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Nope. My paternal grandpa is 85 and my maternal grandpa is 71. And, most importantly, neither of them are stupid enough to try something like that. I mean, shit, he could have collided with a big ######en' ship and gotten himself killed.

Besides, I have no relatives who live that far south.

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Ah, yeah well here in the states, if you're over 70 you get a pass on everything. So its like "silly old grandpa he's at it again... *sigh* *chuckle* roll eyes*

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Well this story had a happy ending so I will give him a pass this time. But what if he had been hit by a big passanger ferry? I don't know how many a day go back and forth between Helsingør (Danish side) and Helsingborg (Swedish side), but I'm sure it's a lot. Seems very dangerous, especially considering this was at night. I don't remember reading anything in the article about whether he had any lights on his little rowing boat or not...

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