habsfan88 Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Me and a few buds were havin some Eric Brewers. One thing led to another and we ended up also having some Jaromir Jagr Bombs. At this point I couldn’t see too Daniel Cleary but I noticed a broad out on the dance floor wearing a real short Guillaume Latendresse.She wanted to take me home to her house in Jason Pominville. This chick definitely had more Doug Weight than I did but I’m a sucker for Andrew Brunettes. I had too many Daniel Brieres to realize she was Rico Fata so I went home with her. She was pretty Ben Eager and went for my Evgeni Nabokov right away. She was Chris Osgood at handling my John Pohl and even played with my Joe Sakic. I waited for her to fall asleep and then I was Sergei Gonchar.the next morning I realized I had a Dan Boyle on my Kyle Wellwood everytime I took a piss there was a Patrick Sharp pain. Guess I should’ve worn a Tie Domi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMMR Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Me and a few buds were havin some Eric Brewers. One thing led to another and we ended up also having some Jaromir Jagr Bombs. At this point I couldn’t see too Daniel Cleary but I noticed a broad out on the dance floor wearing a real short Guillaume Latendresse.She wanted to take me home to her house in Jason Pominville. This chick definitely had more Doug Weight than I did but I’m a sucker for Andrew Brunettes. I had too many Daniel Brieres to realize she was Rico Fata so I went home with her. She was pretty Ben Eager and went for my Evgeni Nabokov right away. She was Chris Osgood at handling my John Pohl and even played with my Joe Sakic. I waited for her to fall asleep and then I was Sergei Gonchar.the next morning I realized I had a Dan Boyle on my Kyle Wellwood everytime I took a piss there was a Patrick Sharp pain. Guess I should’ve worn a Tie Domi This is the greatest story ever told! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Similarly, my friends and I like to use Finnish hockey player names to describe diseases and medications. "Dude, I think I'm coming down with a case of Teppo Numminen" "Why don't you take some Antti Laaksonen?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Great stuff funny yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_faerie87 Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Similarly, my friends and I like to use Finnish hockey player names to describe diseases and medications. "Dude, I think I'm coming down with a case of Teppo Numminen" "Why don't you take some Antti Laaksonen?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAK Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Similarly, my friends and I like to use Finnish hockey player names to describe diseases and medications. "Dude, I think I'm coming down with a case of Teppo Numminen" "Why don't you take some Antti Laaksonen?" geez, I just caugh a bad case of LUPUL. should always wear protection !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 I don't get the Jagr ones and then I don't understand why they chose Sakic, Domi and Nabokov. It seems like they just chose any random names. But as a whole, it was funny. I'd prefer it without the first names though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 I don't get the Jagr ones and then I don't understand why they chose Sakic, Domi and Nabokov. It seems like they just chose any random names. But as a whole, it was funny. I'd prefer it without the first names though. Ah, young one, you shall learn soon enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_faerie87 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 I don't get the Jagr ones and then I don't understand why they chose Sakic, Domi and Nabokov. It seems like they just chose any random names. But as a whole, it was funny. I'd prefer it without the first names though. Jägermeister anyone? :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Habby2919 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Ahh, Zambucas and Jagermeister.... not my favourite but it'll do in a pinch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAK Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Jägermeister anyone? :king: that stuff rules !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 that stuff rules !! I remember Super Bowl Pats against Panthers. We were 4 guys in a bar watching the game, 1 of them and I were cheering for the Pats and the winners received Jägermeister from two loosers. I use to cheer also for Janet and Justin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_faerie87 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I remember Super Bowl Pats against Panthers. We were 4 guys in a bar watching the game, 1 of them and I were cheering for the Pats and the winners received Jägermeister from two loosers. I use to cheer also for Janet and Justin That's funny because I just drafted two players named Janet and Justin in the HWL entry draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAK Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 That's funny because I just drafted two players named Janet and Justin in the HWL entry draft. janet ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_faerie87 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 janet ?? Yupp, Janet Ahoniemi. The gender has yet to be determined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAK Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Yupp, Janet Ahoniemi. The gender has yet to be determined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Yupp, Janet Ahoniemi. The gender has yet to be determined. I still say it's a guy. He was drafted by teh faerie after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAK Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I still say it's a guy. He was drafted by teh faerie after all. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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