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SOURAY – the TRUE STORY


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Question : What really happened to Sheldon Souray this year?

Here's the answer :

back in 2002 - August - In Boston.

Souray had a surgery at his right wrist from the Famous DR. ZULUAGA at the Boston Medical center.

During the Operation, Dr. ZULUAGA took a specimen of Sheldon DNA. He sent this specimen in Bulgary, at the W.M.C.C.C ( World medical clone creation center)

Then, Sheldon missed the entire season in 2002 - 2003.

September 2 2003. Just before the Openning trainning camp, Sheldon made a trip with his wife to England. What has never been said, is Sheldon was Kidnapped when visiting the city of London. They took him back during 2 days in Bulgary at the WMCCC.

The scientist wanted to compare the Clone with Sheldon since they accelerate the growth Sheldon's clone.

On september 4 - During an medical analysis, An eatquake occured and Sheldon's clone escape while the real Sheldon was still slept.

The scientists decided to Keep hidden the real Sheldon because the clone escaped and they didn't want to cause an international crise.

The clone has all Sheldon memories , PLUS , due the fact that the scientist accelerated his growth, Sheldon’s clone has some super capacities with his wrist since the surgeon that created the clone put a little bit of himself in the clone. Sheldon’s clone don't even know that he's a clone.

He rejoined his wife that was terribly anxious and explained that he lost himself for 2 days. His wife didn’T believe him since he had a love affair a couple years ago.

September 15 : Opening camp – the Clone went to the camp and made impressive thing.

January 2004 – ALLS_STARS game - Sheldon gave some interviews about his Carreer season and tried to explained why he did so good this years.

After all interviewers had quit, someone left in the player’s room …. It was DR. ZULUAGA.!!!! With the real Sheldon.

The doctor hit the clone on the head and took him away.

The Clone woke up alone in a white room….

The real Sheldon replaced the clone and nobody noticed this sequence since everybody was already out of the Locker room.

Sheldon woke up in the locker room - alone…

He rejoined the Montreal canadiens on next game but wasn’T feeling too good…

He didn’T well for about 10 games before getting injured.

He came back at the end of the regular season and did a lot of errors on the ice… as he usually did befor he was cloned

In the playoff, He didn’t play at all when the fans were expectring to see the alls-star player..

April 29, - Bulgary, there’s someone called TAREK SABANEKH, that is looks exactly like Sheldon Souray, that running a normal life and working hard 8 hours a day that his neighbors saying that he’s looking familiar…….

<i>Puck Edit: Fixed a typo in the title</i>

[Edited on 2004-5-7 by puck7x]

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The true story is this...after working through rehab he was probably in the best shape of his career, and probably healthier then he'd been in years.

Combine that with a couple of good games against the Pittsburgh Penguins and he looked amazing...despite the fact that otherwise his numbers looked much more average.

When he plays a physical game and his shot is on he's a solid d-man. Anyone who expects him to consistently score 30+ points is dreaming...

[Edited on 2004/4/29 by Zowpeb]

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