Trizzak Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 The guy got completely owned (by that and the fact the mistress is uglier then his wife). Sometimes it's not about looks, jets. Sometimes it's about a personal connection. Oh, and her willingness to do anything. Anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Sometimes it's not about looks, jets. Sometimes it's about a personal connection. Oh, and her willingness to do anything. Anything I don't care if she's willing to do a Cleveland Steamer, you should never downgrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I don't care if she's willing to do a Cleveland Steamer, you should never downgrade. I will downgrade anytime to perform a Strawberry Shortcake or a Spiderman that Hoe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I thought it was just called the Spider-Man? Damn Soulja Boy is messing up the names! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Sometimes it's not about looks, jets. Sometimes it's about a personal connection. Oh, and her willingness to do anything. Anything By the way, I had such a better punchline to this, but feared a temporary banning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I thought it was just called the Spider-Man? Damn Soulja Boy is messing up the names! Soulja Boy did Superman tha Hoe, but there is also Spiderman that hoe who is fun too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 For those who are lost in the left field, try www.urbandictionnary.com ... amazing website by the way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Soulja Boy did Superman tha Hoe, but there is also Spiderman that hoe who is fun too... I know but before he came along it was just the Spider-Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I'm pretty sure having wall-to-wall media coverage about a freakin' golfer cheating on his wife is the first sign of the Apocalypse. How anyone outside of the people involved could care about that sh*t is beyond my understanding. In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song". F*ck Tiger. F*ck his wife. F*ck his mistress. And f*ck anyone who thinks this is worthy news material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zowpeb Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I'm pretty sure having wall-to-wall media coverage about a freakin' golfer cheating on his wife is the first sign of the Apocalypse. How anyone outside of the people involved could care about that sh*t is beyond my understanding. In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song". F*ck Tiger. F*ck his wife. F*ck his mistress. And f*ck anyone who thinks this is worthy news material. It's because he's the most recognized athlete in the world...he's also the first athlete to break the $1B barrier from what I hear... It won't last because the reality is that they depend on readership and most "fans" are guys...and guys just won't really care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song". ... "I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly awayyyyyyy! Noddin' my head like yeah! Movin' my hips like yeah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markierung Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 (edited) ... "I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly awayyyyyyy! Noddin' my head like yeah! Movin' my hips like yeah!" :nono: Edited December 3, 2009 by markierung Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song". "The Next Time We Hang Out I Will Redeem Myself My Heart Can't Rest 'Till Then Whoah, Whoah, I I Can't Wait To See You Again " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 ... "I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly awayyyyyyy! Noddin' my head like yeah! Movin' my hips like yeah!" Thats a Miley Cyrus song. "The Next Time We Hang Out I Will Redeem Myself My Heart Can't Rest 'Till Then Whoah, Whoah, I I Can't Wait To See You Again " So is that. God guys, get it together. Heres Hannah Montana lyrics "I know where I stand I know who I am I would never run away when life gets bad It's everything I see Every part of me I know I can change the world yeah, yeah, yeah I know what you like I know what you think Not afraid to stare you down until you blink It's everything I see, every part of me Gonna get what I deserve, I got nerve" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4820e5cbc/i-am-tiger-woods NSFW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy26 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 NSFW. Is at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Is at work. Me too. Still watched it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy26 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Me too. Still watched it. You're braver than I lol. Maybe if it was a night shift... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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