Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Colin

Tiger

Recommended Posts

The guy got completely owned (by that and the fact the mistress is uglier then his wife).

Sometimes it's not about looks, jets. Sometimes it's about a personal connection.

Oh, and her willingness to do anything.

Anything

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sometimes it's not about looks, jets. Sometimes it's about a personal connection.

Oh, and her willingness to do anything.

Anything

I don't care if she's willing to do a Cleveland Steamer, you should never downgrade.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I don't care if she's willing to do a Cleveland Steamer, you should never downgrade.

I will downgrade anytime to perform a Strawberry Shortcake or a Spiderman that Hoe...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I thought it was just called the Spider-Man?

Damn Soulja Boy is messing up the names!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sometimes it's not about looks, jets. Sometimes it's about a personal connection.

Oh, and her willingness to do anything.

Anything

By the way, I had such a better punchline to this, but feared a temporary banning.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I thought it was just called the Spider-Man?

Damn Soulja Boy is messing up the names!

Soulja Boy did Superman tha Hoe, but there is also Spiderman that hoe who is fun too... :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

For those who are lost in the left field, try www.urbandictionnary.com ... amazing website by the way...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Soulja Boy did Superman tha Hoe, but there is also Spiderman that hoe who is fun too... :lol:

I know but before he came along it was just the Spider-Man.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm pretty sure having wall-to-wall media coverage about a freakin' golfer cheating on his wife is the first sign of the Apocalypse.

How anyone outside of the people involved could care about that sh*t is beyond my understanding. In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song".

F*ck Tiger. F*ck his wife. F*ck his mistress. And f*ck anyone who thinks this is worthy news material.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'm pretty sure having wall-to-wall media coverage about a freakin' golfer cheating on his wife is the first sign of the Apocalypse.

How anyone outside of the people involved could care about that sh*t is beyond my understanding. In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song".

F*ck Tiger. F*ck his wife. F*ck his mistress. And f*ck anyone who thinks this is worthy news material.

It's because he's the most recognized athlete in the world...he's also the first athlete to break the $1B barrier from what I hear...

It won't last because the reality is that they depend on readership and most "fans" are guys...and guys just won't really care.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song".

...

"I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly awayyyyyyy! Noddin' my head like yeah! Movin' my hips like yeah!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
...

"I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly awayyyyyyy! Noddin' my head like yeah! Movin' my hips like yeah!"

:nono:

Edited by markierung

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song".

"The Next Time We Hang Out

I Will Redeem Myself

My Heart Can't Rest 'Till Then

Whoah, Whoah, I

I Can't Wait

To See You Again "

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
...

"I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly awayyyyyyy! Noddin' my head like yeah! Movin' my hips like yeah!"

Thats a Miley Cyrus song.

"The Next Time We Hang Out

I Will Redeem Myself

My Heart Can't Rest 'Till Then

Whoah, Whoah, I

I Can't Wait

To See You Again "

So is that.

God guys, get it together. Heres Hannah Montana lyrics

"I know where I stand

I know who I am

I would never run away when life gets bad

It's everything I see

Every part of me

I know I can change the world yeah, yeah, yeah

I know what you like

I know what you think

Not afraid to stare you down until you blink

It's everything I see, every part of me

Gonna get what I deserve, I got nerve"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
getattachmentv.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
NSFW.

Is at work. :(

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Is at work. :(

Me too. Still watched it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Me too. Still watched it.

You're braver than I lol. Maybe if it was a night shift...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×