Trizzak Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I'm at work from 6:00 am till 1:00 pm, and 45 minutes in I am bored as all hell. Amuse me! Dance monkey! Dance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 1 hour in and you're all FAILING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 Worst effort ever. I'm very disappointed in you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalerexpert86 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Why was Santas helper depressed? Low elf esteem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 FINALLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked. Good... Why was Santas helper depressed? Low elf esteem ...Better!... poop ... go. just go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy26 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Two Pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. Hahaha. That's the joke I always follow up the bar joke with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 I'm at work from 6:00 am till 1:00 pm, and 45 minutes in I am bored as all hell. Amuse me! Dance monkey! Dance! Not enough dancing monkeys itt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy26 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Ah! Best one yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalerexpert86 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 How do you get Oprah Winfrey in a bikini? Take the "f" out of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 How do you get Oprah Winfrey in a bikini? Take the "f" out of way. I don't get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalerexpert86 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I don't get it... Your suppose to say/think... There is no F in way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 Your suppose to say/think... There is no F in way. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, no... no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalerexpert86 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, no... no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zowpeb Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 What do you call a blonde, naked, standing on her head? A Brunette with bad breath... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 What do you call a blonde, naked, standing on her head? A Brunette with bad breath... Oh that's wrong! Well done, but wrong, sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke her face. What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. Knock knock Who's there? Old lady Old lady who? I didn't know you knew how to yodel What's brown and sticky? A stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I'd post one of my favorite riddles, but it's one of those that is based on synonyms, so it's no good when written out. I will post one of my favorite Peanuts cartoons, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke her face. What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. Knock knock Who's there? Old lady Old lady who? I didn't know you knew how to yodel What's brown and sticky? A stick. I'd only touch Lady Gaga with something brown and sticky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Toronto Maple Leafs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Scandinavians Why did Nike sponsor Tiger Woods? He just did it Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 Hos One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express - credit to Conan O'Brien Sorry Triz, I only know Tiger Woods jokes right now. I would sing for you but nobody wants to hear that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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