shortcat1 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by CoRvInAWHAT ARE THE LINES LATELY??? TELL ME TELL ME PLEASE!!!! 1) Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula? 2) Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo. 3) Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's 4) Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? 5) Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. 6) I have only three months to live... 7) Want to see my stamp collection? 8) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 9) If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". 10) Would you like to see me naked? 11) Wow, your eyebrows are thick. 12) Can I please be your slave tonight? 13) Help the homeless. Take me home with you. 14) Have you ever played leap frog naked? 15) All those curves, and me with no brakes. 16) I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. 17) Wow! Are those real? 18) You're ugly but you intrigue me. 19) Are you accepting applications for your fan club? 20) I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee? 21) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 22) Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. 23) Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear. 24) Greetings and salivations and, finally... 25) Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
les_glorieux Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 montreal is the only team in the nhl to have not scored on a 5-3 this year. how sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
option+ Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 We've gotta score here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy9 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Ryders bad pass!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Streit on ice again To do something good like score? I highly doubt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
les_glorieux Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 worst. powerplay. ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by option+Trizzak, you rule! Why thank you option I like to entertain you But back to the game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcat1 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 the announcers say that montreal has a super record when winning after two periods... may it get superer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy9 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Time goes slowly - 8´56´´ to left ... We need another one-goal win tonite!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bebehabs Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 boston won 3-0 over sens GOOD NEWS!!! (since boston is in the bottom of the division... this won't affect us too much hehe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 I want to destroy The Denis Boudin scoreboard Leafs have pulled ahead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giupietrantonio Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Sourey is looking better and better. If he would just be more acurate with his slap shot he would be goood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bebehabs Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 but souray just got hit :S PP for habs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcat1 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by shortcat1 Originally posted by CoRvInAWHAT ARE THE LINES LATELY??? TELL ME TELL ME PLEASE!!!! 1) Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula? 2) Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo. 3) Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's 4) Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? 5) Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. 6) I have only three months to live... 7) Want to see my stamp collection? 8) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 9) If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". 10) Would you like to see me naked? 11) Wow, your eyebrows are thick. 12) Can I please be your slave tonight? 13) Help the homeless. Take me home with you. 14) Have you ever played leap frog naked? 15) All those curves, and me with no brakes. 16) I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. 17) Wow! Are those real? 18) You're ugly but you intrigue me. 19) Are you accepting applications for your fan club? 20) I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee? 21) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 22) Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. 23) Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear. 24) Greetings and salivations and, finally... 25) Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going. I found this one too... it's pretty funny too. 26) Free mammog rams, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by bebehabsboston won 3-0 over sens GOOD NEWS!!! (since boston is in the bottom of the division... this won't affect us too much hehe) Bruins trade Thorton Is this the end of their team? No, they beat the Sens :nono: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
option+ Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by giupietrantonioSourey is looking better and better. If he would just be more acurate with his slap shot he would be goood You never know, maybe the groin has been bothering him all year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
les_glorieux Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 wow. what a cheap shot on souray. good thing he's not injured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy9 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by bebehabsboston won 3-0 over sens GOOD NEWS!!! (since boston is in the bottom of the division... this won't affect us too much hehe) ... and Heatley's point streak is over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
les_glorieux Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 nice one zednik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bebehabs Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh habs' penalty so 4 on 4 now~~~ hate it hate it hate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giupietrantonio Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Richard Zednik penalty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Got to like his grit Bégin has more goals this year Than teeth in his mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy9 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Cr@p. Zed for holding ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bebehabs Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 AHHHHHHHHHH ryder's breakaway and he missed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
les_glorieux Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 WHAT THE HELL RYDER! HIT THE DAMN NET! IT A BREAKAWAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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