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Vacuum is funner (oops - more fun) to spell than anything. I love how it has 2 u's in a row. I think that's the only word in the language...

By the way, goths, hippies and mimes suck.

1-0 Ottawa over Toronto! A minute in!

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  • 2 weeks later...

This is for all maple leafs fans all over the world:

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, doctor, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "but I was too embarrassed to say that he plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs, in front of the other kids."

:king:

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Hey, what about 3rd hand smoke!? Think about it...

Have you been watching "Jay Jay the Jetplane"?

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JJtJ? No idea what that is. Sorry mate!

children's animated jet plane - in between the 10 minute segments there is a spot that goes like this ...

Rocks don't float ... they sink ... watch me put this rock in the water ... see ... it sinks ... what happens if you eat a rock? ... then go swimming ... think about it.

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BUMPTASTIC!

I received my test results for my Seneca Pre-Admissions Test

Vocabulary - 35/40 - 91 %tile

Reading Comprehension - 49/54 - 96 %tile

-Recreational Reading - 16/18

-Textual Reading - 17/18

-Functional Reading - 16/18

-Literal Comprehension - 13/15

-Inferential Comprehension - 24/27

-Critical Comprehension - 12/12

(Those don't add up to 49 and 54 respectively, so I dunno what the hell is going on there.)

English - 38/54 - 77 %tile

-Capitalization - 4/6

-Punctuation - 8/10

-Applied Grammar - 7/11

-Sentence Correctness - 12/18

-Sentence Effectiveness - 7/9

(I blame msn and teh internetz)

Total Reading - 84/94 - 95 %tile

I'll take that

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-Literal Comprehension - 13/15

-Inferential Comprehension - 24/27

-Critical Comprehension - 12/12

(Those don't add up to 49 and 54 respectively, so I dunno what the hell is going on there.)

Lucky math wasn't one of those subjects:

13

+12

+24

____

49

12

+15

+27

____

54

:D:D

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Have you seen the trailer on tv??? That liitle girl in the trailer for the 1977 remake of The Hills Have Eyes or Ears or soemthing......." Hey mister would you play with us???"

darn She looks like she's been too a few too many hockey games and wasnt paying attention to flying pucks!

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