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Amusing Diversion...who's A Winner & Loser On Habs


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MAD magazine used to have a completely arbitrary exercise whereby they'd label a given celebrity a 'WINNER' or a 'LOSER.' A winner, for these purposes, we'll call someone who is a good team contributor, delivers positive results on the ice and off. A loser is just the opposite. And a 'N/A' is hard to pigeonhole due to an enigmatic nature, or a neutral impact upon games, or insufficient exposure at the NHL level. Another way to put it is to say that a 'winner' is someone you can imagine as a valuable contributor on a eventual habs Stanley Cup ;) So, let's play the game...what do YOUR guts say?

WINNERS

Higgins - winner

Koivu - winner

Ryder -winner

Begin - winner

Souray - winner

Komisarek -winner

Rivet -winner

Bouillon - winner

Dandenault - I'd say N/A but he's got 2 Cups, so...

Theodore -winner

LOSERS

Ribeiro - loser

Bonk - loser

Zednik - loser

Dagenais -loser

N/A

Kostitsyn - N/A

Kovalev -N/A

Bulis - N/A

Ferland - N/A

Sundstrom - N/A

Markov - N/A

Assuming this whole exercise isn't idiotic, gimme your thoughts.

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WINNERS

Higgins - winner

Koivu - winner

Ryder -winner

Begin - winner

Souray - winner

Komisarek -winner

Kovalev - winner

Bulis - winner

Plekanec - winner

Rivet -winner

Bouillon - winner

Theodore -winner

Markov - winner

LOSERS

Ribeiro - loser

Zednik - loser

Dagenais -loser

Colin - loser

N/A

Kostitsyn - N/A

Dandenault - N/A

Bonk - N/A

Ferland - N/A

Sundstrom - N/A

That's right, we're a team full of winners. I wasn't sure if you were putting guys winers for ocnribution for effort. I just made everyone a winner who has a large dose of either one. Bonk is no loser. I replaced him with Colin.

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Colin?

I agree: Colin?

Maybe it's that chinese player Colin Mie. He's always dependable. But if he is, then he's not a loser, is he?

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Colin as in ACF Colin.

Hmm maybe as in COLINE! so as not to say Colisse!

BTW whats the point of the attributes! where's the logic in this??? ITS MAD I KNOW BUT Its got to have a little more sense than that for u to take our time with this exercise right?

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