Amazing attempt to beat my spam filter

[JLP]

Found the following in my spam folder the other day, there was a JPG ad for investment services in the center of the message. This text appeared above and below the JPG, seems an attempt to beat my junk mail filter with a random sentence generating program. Or is it surreal poetry?! Seriously imagine it performed with the right energy, I see flashes of brilliance !

"Most people believe that a chess board seeks a bartender about a cowboy, but they need to remember how almost a particle accelerator goes to sleep. A skyscraper finds subtle faults with the food stamp. Indeed, the molten satellite sells a photon inside an eggplant to an insurance agent. A hesitantly phony avocado pit single-handledly buries the load bearing warranty, and a fire hydrant graduates from a class action suit about a grain of sand.

A stoic turkey reads a magazine, and a blithe spirit panics; however, the mysterious skyscraper writes a love letter to another turn signal. If a graduated cylinder requires assistance from a carelessly mitochondrial wedding dress, then a somewhat cantankerous fruit cake goes to sleep. The bullfrog living with a ski lodge derives perverse satisfaction from the obsequious tape recorder. A recliner ignores a false particle accelerator, because an abstraction knows an outer roller coaster. When you see the chess board, it means that the insurance agent self-flagellates. Furthermore, the fractured tuba player earns frequent flier miles, and an insurance agent toward a line dancer lazily finds lice on the inexorably imaginative movie theater.

Now and then, a stoic bullfrog conquers a most difficult cheese wheel. A load bearing plaintiff sweeps the floor, because a cargo bay recognizes a cashier. Furthermore, the class action suit related to a microscope hesitates, and the familiar senator accidentally negotiates a prenuptial agreement with an avocado pit. When the lover is righteous, a spartan tripod brainwashes the pork chop related to another crank case. Sometimes a turkey trembles, but a cowboy over a hockey player always pours freezing cold water on a surly hole puncher!

Some asteroid over a rattlesnake plans an escape from the false reactor some vacuum cleaner. A cheese wheel self-flagellates, and the defendant feels nagging remorse; however, the polar bear pees on the cyprus mulch behind a cowboy. The ball bearing, a bartender near a turn signal, and a ravishing eggplant are what made America great!

If the minivan about a pine cone usually competes with a mortician over the support group, then a skyscraper hides. Any sandwich can accurately sanitize an imaginative deficit, but it takes a real fruit cake to avoid contact with the scythe. The cab driver for an industrial complex ostensibly is a big fan of a grain of sand. A hockey player seeks a steam engine. Now and then, an asteroid near a paper napkin pees on the boiled warranty."

hehehe

[dark_faerie87]

Oh man, that's so awesome! I wish I got surreal poetry junkmail!

[simonus]

this is the new thing... I heard about it on NPR over the summer. There are spam mail merge systems that pull paragraphs out of the guttenberg project to beat filters.

[KoZed]

"a stoic bullfrog conquers a most difficult cheese wheel."

GO STOIC BULLFROG GO!!!!

[huzer]

"a stoic bullfrog conquers a most difficult cheese wheel."

GO STOIC BULLFROG GO!!!!

I think I just found my new hockey team name. The Stoic Bullfrogs!

[habs_in_the_blood]

i feel like in a horror movie...after reading this we will die in ten days

lol