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    Game Thread | Canadiens vs. Maple Leafs | 10/08/05

    in Habs & Hockey Talk

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    Ok, Bob Gainey makes some great moves after the lockout.

    JFJ is worried on how to make a good team with the cap.

    The devil offers him a contract for great players (Lindros,Allison,Czerkawski)

    The time comes when the Leafs play the Habs.

    JFJ is proud of his new team until.........

    they all turn out to be nothing but monkies in hockey gear and Leafs jerseys.

    The devil reveals himself to be a Habs fan and shows JFJ the fine printing at the bottom of the contract.

    JFJ freaks out at what he realizes he signed.

    Gainey and his Habs go on to win the Stanley cup where Gainey is pronouced king of Montreal.

    Meanwhile JFJ is now the Devils bitch and spends eternity getting buttraped in hell.

    The End.

    Game Thread | Canadiens vs. Maple Leafs | 10/08/05

    in Habs & Hockey Talk

    Posted

    Originally posted by Bulis_the_Habbie
    Originally posted by The-Habby2919

    I got an ideal on how to pass the time.............. take a shot at telling a story about these....

    :D :contract::hlogo::hockey::hockey::hockey:

    :clap::ghg::clap:

    :nono::hockey::puke:

    :(:contract::devil:

    :(---->:/):contract::devil::hockey::hockey::hockey:

    :(:bow::devil:

    :hlogo::hockey::hockey::hockey: Vs. :/):hockey::hockey::hockey:

    :/):hockey::hockey::hockey::puke:(POOF)

    :monkey::monkey::monkey::/):o

    :devil::clap::hlogo:

    :o:contract::devil:.....:wall:

    :devil::clap::D

    :D:hlogo::can::que::ghg::que::can:

    :clap::clap::clap::clap:

    :hlogo::king::hlogo:

    Meanwhile....:devil::idea::o

    I give first crack to BulistheHabbie tho... Enjoy.

    Ill let u know if ur close to what i was thinkin or not.

    :hlogo::ghg::hlogo:

    [Edited on 2005/10/8 by The-Habby2919]

    Ha! it was me who invented this! I'll edit this in a sec with my answer.

    ANSWER:

    Leonard is a hockey player who is signed by the Canadiens.

    He plays well, and wins the Habs some games.

    Then there is a lockout and Leonard is sad that he can't play. When the NHL returns he has signed with the Leafs. After his contract is finished he gets an even bigger contract by the Leafs. Leonard is happy with his team and would love to stay in Toronto.

    Meanwhile, The Habs are winning game after game and it is soon time to play against their rival: the Leafs. During the game, the great hockey players Czerkawski, Allison and Lindros were shown that they had no more talent than Belak, Perrott or Domi in their losing cause. JFJ is happy and wishes the Habs Luck because he has just signed a new 40-year old cripple. The Habs tear them apart and win Stanley Cup number 25. JFJ has the brilliant idea to re-sign Lindros and sign new heart-attack survivors.

    [Edited on 2005/10/8 by Bulis_the_Habbie]

    Not quite... I'll give you a hint, the green guy is Gainey and the Blue is JFJ. and the devil is the devil.

    :hlogo::ghg::hlogo:

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