jetsniper Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 The On a Boat guy kinda looks like Sydney Crosby... His name is Andy f*cking Samberg and don't you ever compare him to the crybaby again. Do you understand me!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 His name is Andy f*cking Samberg and don't you ever compare him to the crybaby again. Do you understand me!? So you're saying that Andy Samberg is the guy that looks like Sidney Crosby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 So you're saying that Andy Samberg is the guy that looks like Sidney Crosby? lol, still trying to figure out how to spell Criesby's first name I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 lol, still trying to figure out how to spell Criesby's first name I see. Cynday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Cynday? Cynday Criesbwah Now theres a name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 All About U Classified feat. Chad Hatcher [Chad Hatcher:] Life's not what you take It's not about the promises you make It's not about the friends you might've made Or love that is gone Life is what you give It's not about the stupid things you did It's not about the way things could've been It's about movin' on [Chorus:] It's all about you So every morning when wake, before the first step that you take Just think it's not what you make it And you'll make it through [Classified:] This life will leave you stressed out, left out with your neck out, ain't nothing changed It's real life so we deal right but it feels like it's something strange. We wonderin' the dumbest things and let everything get under our skin Trouble again, tryin' to impress someone else. It's ######ed in the head. So do you, you'll never make everyone happy. It just won't happen. At the end of day, when all say is said, you better be ready to go back at'em. I learn slow, my verse shows my growth, my wisdom. If you positive, or you negative, it don't make a difference not when you live it. Cause some of the most successful people on this planet Will kill themselves for somebody else's like they really couldnt manage. Then we got bums, alcoholics on the streets With no stress, no where to rest, no where to dress, no where to sleep. And they say ###### my morals. I'm drinkin' away my sorrows. I'm livin' life and I'm happy, I ain't thinking about tomorrow. [Chorus] [Chad Hatcher:] Life is what it brings It's not about courage and fancy things Or hairsalons and diamond rings Girls don't lose your seed Life is all about the things you'll never figure out It's all about the people you allow in and the memories that you keep [Classified:] This here is life so tell me who choses whats wrong and right. Is it what we see on tv? Get a job, raise a family. That's how I was raised, how I was brought up Get a wife, a song and daughter. That's how I was taught to be proper. Never thought anyone could get caught up. And slowly I get up and the fairytale quickly vanished. Realized that life is a bitch and shit, you gotta be able to stand it. And you gotta be able to handle it, this stress and the pressure, you channel it.. And you learn to cope at the end of your rope anyway that you can with liqor or dope. Or work hard, raise your kids. Strip clubs, whatever it is. Smoke weed, shoot hoops, whatever you find your happiness through. It's your life. Just make sure you know what you want when you go out and get it Keep doing this shit for you, not your crew or the dude you're tryna impress, kid. Life is simple, life is hard and yeah life is fun So enjoy the things around you before your life is done. [Chorus] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 So many potential Eminem ones but I'll post he Infinite lyrics because he absolutely dominates this song. It isn't his *best* but I don't think these rhymes have ever been matched by anyone. Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction To get your brain relaxin, cause they be actin maniac in action A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction You looking zany whack with just a fraction of my tracks run My rhyming skills got you climbing hills I travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills I'm sliming pills or roaches, we sprayed and disinfects and twist the necks of rappers till their spinal column disconnects We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smog This is the season for noise pollution contamination Examination of more cartoons than animation My lamination of narration Hit's a snare and bass in a track ######ed up rapper interrogation When I declare invasion, there ain't no time to be stare and gazing I turn the stage into a barren wasteland... I'm Infinite Chorus: You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it... I'm Infinite Verse 2: Bust it, I let the beat commence so I can beat the sense in your elite defense I got some meat to mince, some fruit to stomp,and then two feet to rinse I greet intensive ladies, I spoil all your fans I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil pans My coiled hands around this microphone are lethal One thought in my cerebral is deeper then a Jeep full of people MC's are feeble, I came to cause some pandemonium Battle a band of phony MC's and stand the only one Imitator, Intimidator, Stimulator, Simulator of data, Eliminator There's never been a greater since the burial of Jesus ###### around and catch all of the venereal diseases My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces My a capella releases plastic masterpieces through telekinesis And eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally With entity, dementedly meant to be Infinite Chorus: You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it... I'm Infinite Verse 3: Man I got evidence I'm never dense and I been clever ever since My residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents the M-O So I'm assuming all responsibility Cause there's a monster will in me that always wants to kill MC's Mic messaler, slamming like a wrestler Here to make a mess of a lyric smuggling embezzler No one is speacialer, My skill is intergalactical I get cynical, act a fool, then I send a crew back to school I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn't practical I'd rather let a tractical, tactful, track tickle your fancy In fact I can't see, or can't imagine A man who ain't a lover of beats or a fan of scratching This is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last jam Plus the man who never had a plan B Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit I'm tensed a bit and tempted when I see the sins my friends commit... I'm Infinite Chorus: You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it... I'm Infinite You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it... I'm Infinite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Pretty good song for an extremist atheist with absolutely no patriotic pride like me... NOFX - You're wrong You're wrong about virtues of Christianity And you're wrong if you agree with Sean Hannity If you think that pride is about nationality, you're wrong You're wrong when you imprison people turning tricks And you're wrong about trickle down economics If you think that punk rock doesn't mix with politics, you're wrong You're wrong for hating queers and eating steers If you kill for the thrill of the hunt You're wrong 'bout wearing fur and not hating Ann Coulter Cause she's a cunted ###### You're wrong if you celebrate Columbus Day And You're wrong if you think there will be a Judgement Day If you're a charter member of the NRA, you're wrong You're wrong if you support capital punishment And you're wrong if you don't question your government If you think her reproductive rights are inconsequent, you're wrong You're wrong fighting Jihad, your blind faith in God Your religions are all flawed, You're wrong about drug use, when its not abuse I hope you never reproduce You're getting high on the downlow A victim of Cointelpro You're wrong and will probably never know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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