Colin Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 http://www.tsn.ca/golf/story/?id=300091 http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/...0,1369881.story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Serious condition but driving under 33mph? This has weird written all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 The same article that mentions serious injuries also says he was already released from the hospital. Sounds like somebody was blowing it way out of proportion. ESPN said this all happened at 2:30 this morning, so we're only hearing about it 12 hours later. If this had been serious, you know this news would have taken a lot less than 12 hours to make the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafikz Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 He is fine ; nothing to see, move along. Let's see, Best golfer of all time with legendary focus and coordination hits 2 stationary objects at 2:30 am the night of a holiday? Dude was drunk or stoned. Had to be. This is why you need money and the status of TW - you can buy the law in the right circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 This is just getting weird. His wife had to bash in a window to get him out and he was in and out of consciousness. They say alcohol wasn't involved, but come on. How else do you manage to hit a fire hyrdant AND a tree if you're not impaired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 This is just getting weird. His wife had to bash in a window to get him out and he was in and out of consciousness. They say alcohol wasn't involved, but come on. How else do you manage to hit a fire hyrdant AND a tree if you're not impaired? You suck at driving? I have friends that have done worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafikz Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 You suck at driving? I have friends that have done worse. Sucking at driving sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonus Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 prolly drove into the hydrant after she hit the back windshield in a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafikz Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 No accident Wifey tried to destroy him because he was cheating on her http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-...uv-lacerations/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 (edited) prolly drove into the hydrant after she hit the back windshield in a fight. Welp http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-...uv-lacerations/ He wasn't drunk or stoned, he was trying to get away from a crazy bitch with a golf club. F*cking lol. EDIT: SAME TIME POST! HIGH FIVE! Edited November 28, 2009 by jetsniper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seb Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Let's not forget the report about him cheating was from the National Enquirer, meaning it's very likely that it's made up or blown out of proportion. Then his wife sees it, loses her mind (like we all know women can) and goes nuts. All he can do is jump in his SUV and drive away. She runs down the driveway with a golf club, smacking the car and breaking the back window. Tiger's trying to dodge her, hits a tree and hydrant. Stops, gets out, his wife smokes him in the head with that club, and he's unconscious. There's only one way the Woods can make this seem like an accident, and that's to say Tiger's physical pain were caused by this accident, and not by her, and that she was there to ehlp, not swinging a club. My first reaction was "where did she get a golf club at 2:30 AM at the end of her driveway?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Tiger gets beat up by a gold club? Now THAT'S dramatic irony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I knew there had to be more to the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Tiger gets beat up by a gold club? Now THAT'S dramatic irony! Why is that ironic ? He's driving a silverado ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Why is that ironic ? He's driving a silverado ? I don't get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I don't get it Tiger gets beat up by a gold club? Now THAT'S dramatic irony! Why is that ironic ? He's driving a silverado ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Hahaahahahahah I'm a n00b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quebecois Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 My first reaction was "where did she get a golf club at 2:30 AM at the end of her driveway?" We are talking about Tigers house...I doubt she had to look very long to find a golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rafikz Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Welp http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-...uv-lacerations/ He wasn't drunk or stoned, he was trying to get away from a crazy bitch with a golf club. F*cking lol. EDIT: SAME TIME POST! HIGH FIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Hahaahahahahah I'm a n00b lol I only got it now too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habsfan Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 National Enquirer and TMZ are the worst creations in the world. If they actually did imply that his wife was beating him and it wasn,t the case, I really hoppe he sues them for defamation. Both the Enquirer and tmz are uselass garbage who are only good to ruin people's lives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 National Enquirer and TMZ are the worst creations in the world. If they actually did imply that his wife was beating him and it wasn,t the case, I really hoppe he sues them for defamation. Both the Enquirer and tmz are uselass garbage who are only good to ruin people's lives! They're definitely hiding something, though. There's no reason to not talk to the cops unless you have something to hide. The whole situation is very fishy. He didn't hit the hydrant or tree hard enough to delpoy the air bags, yet all the doors couldn't open and he was in and out of consciousness? Something's not right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonus Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 National Enquirer and TMZ are the worst creations in the world. If they actually did imply that his wife was beating him and it wasn,t the case, I really hoppe he sues them for defamation. Both the Enquirer and tmz are uselass garbage who are only good to ruin people's lives! he'd lose such a case in a heartbeat. To be fair, it was the National Enquirer that broke the John Edward affair scandal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 So he definitely cheated. The girl he was having the affair with released some voice mails that he left on her phone, they played them on The Fan today. Couldn't stop laughing the whole time. The guy got completely owned (by that and the fact the mistress is uglier then his wife). The respect I had for him is out the window though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 So he definitely cheated. The girl he was having the affair with released some voice mails that he left on her phone, they played them on The Fan today. Couldn't stop laughing the whole time. The guy got completely owned (by that and the fact the mistress is uglier then his wife). The respect I had for him is out the window though. Maybe he just wanted to stroke another girl. Maybe his wife didn't want to swing anymore. Maybe it's a bad timing to scream Get in the hole ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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