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The guy got completely owned (by that and the fact the mistress is uglier then his wife).

Sometimes it's not about looks, jets. Sometimes it's about a personal connection.

Oh, and her willingness to do anything.

Anything

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I don't care if she's willing to do a Cleveland Steamer, you should never downgrade.

I will downgrade anytime to perform a Strawberry Shortcake or a Spiderman that Hoe...

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Sometimes it's not about looks, jets. Sometimes it's about a personal connection.

Oh, and her willingness to do anything.

Anything

By the way, I had such a better punchline to this, but feared a temporary banning.

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I thought it was just called the Spider-Man?

Damn Soulja Boy is messing up the names!

Soulja Boy did Superman tha Hoe, but there is also Spiderman that hoe who is fun too... :lol:

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I'm pretty sure having wall-to-wall media coverage about a freakin' golfer cheating on his wife is the first sign of the Apocalypse.

How anyone outside of the people involved could care about that sh*t is beyond my understanding. In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song".

F*ck Tiger. F*ck his wife. F*ck his mistress. And f*ck anyone who thinks this is worthy news material.

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I'm pretty sure having wall-to-wall media coverage about a freakin' golfer cheating on his wife is the first sign of the Apocalypse.

How anyone outside of the people involved could care about that sh*t is beyond my understanding. In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song".

F*ck Tiger. F*ck his wife. F*ck his mistress. And f*ck anyone who thinks this is worthy news material.

It's because he's the most recognized athlete in the world...he's also the first athlete to break the $1B barrier from what I hear...

It won't last because the reality is that they depend on readership and most "fans" are guys...and guys just won't really care.

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In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song".

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"I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly awayyyyyyy! Noddin' my head like yeah! Movin' my hips like yeah!"

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"I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly awayyyyyyy! Noddin' my head like yeah! Movin' my hips like yeah!"

:nono:

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In terms of attention priority and interests, hearing about Tiger Wood's private life ranks right below "Poking my eyes out with a rusty nail-clipper" and "Learning all the lyrics to every Hannah Montana song".

"The Next Time We Hang Out

I Will Redeem Myself

My Heart Can't Rest 'Till Then

Whoah, Whoah, I

I Can't Wait

To See You Again "

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"I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly awayyyyyyy! Noddin' my head like yeah! Movin' my hips like yeah!"

Thats a Miley Cyrus song.

"The Next Time We Hang Out

I Will Redeem Myself

My Heart Can't Rest 'Till Then

Whoah, Whoah, I

I Can't Wait

To See You Again "

So is that.

God guys, get it together. Heres Hannah Montana lyrics

"I know where I stand

I know who I am

I would never run away when life gets bad

It's everything I see

Every part of me

I know I can change the world yeah, yeah, yeah

I know what you like

I know what you think

Not afraid to stare you down until you blink

It's everything I see, every part of me

Gonna get what I deserve, I got nerve"

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