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I heard that Souray went down with a "lower body" injury, and some joke about his "boys". Anyone know or see what happened?

I hope he isn't out for long! It would be good to have his physical presence against Carolina.

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Then he should be back soon ... unless he obtained major damage to his privates. That would suck: having to stay on the sidelines because of inflamed gonads. Ouch!

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I think he will be back.

Anyone who has been hit with a puck in the cup knows that your stomach and abdomen absolutely kill after that. If the swelling is low he will most likely play on Wednesday.

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Speaking of getting hurt in a rather uncomfortable location, did anyone know that when they did X-rays of King Tut in 1968, they couldn't locate a certain body part? But it's now believed to be buried in the sand somewhere around his body. What a crappy afterlife he must be having!

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From now on, Souray can only have kids with flat heads... Poor guy.

Speaking of getting hurt in a rather uncomfortable location, did anyone know that when they did X-rays of King Tut in 1968, they couldn't locate a certain body part? But it's now believed to be buried in the sand somewhere around his body. What a crappy afterlife he must be having!

Yikes, crappy after-life? His ghost must be trying to dig the sand around his body to get his jewels back.

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Watching Craig Rivet miss the net by a country mile on a few power plays, it was obvious that we need Souray and his cannon of a shot out there. Team doc needs to pump a cc or two of lidocaine into the ol' sack and get Souray out there for game three!!!!

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I don't know about the receiving a puck in the nuts part.

On RDS, they showed a sequence where Souray blocked a shot with his foot and it seemed to hurt him.

This is why its the playoffs and its called a lower body injury. There are only 2 types of injuries in the playoffs, lower body or upper body.

Anyways, The Gazette said that its a contusion and he should be back for the next game.

Good news for the PP.

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I wonder if he broke his pubic bone?

We have all been blasted in the nuts before and the pain is intense but it has never lasted for a couple of hours. Then again I have never taken a 100 mile an hour slapshot either.

I remember the SCF of 89. Patrick Roy took an Al MacInnis slapshot right in the groin. The impact split his jockstrap in half.

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I don't know where he got his info, or if this was a typo, but Jacques Demers says Sheldon injured his wrist last night.

"Il sera intéressant d’avoir des nouvelles de Sheldon Souray, qui a quitté en première période blessé au poignet. Sheldon est tellement important pour cette équipe. On a vu que son absence a créé un vide, mais chapeau aux cinq autres défenseurs."

http://www.rds.ca/canadien/chroniques/202952.html

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When he was sitting on the bench, he appeared to be adjusting his equipment and was playing with his cup, so it didn't appear to be a wrist injury.

But he didn't return so it must be something a little more serious.

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All I can say is that I hope that Souray comes back tomorrow.

:king: :hlogo: :king:

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The best angle we have of Souray's shot block that is rumored to have caused the injury is from behind...

At first I thought he received the puck on the knee...but at the bench he was holding his familly jewels! :o

Ouch...I sure hope its nothing serious for his precious semen! We need little Sourays all over the place!

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The replays of him on the bench show him playing with 'the holy grail' and the look on his face reminds me of a couple of guys I've had to attend to on the bench over the years......

but then given the secrecy around NHL injuries, only his hairdresser will know for sure? :rolleyes:

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The replays of him on the bench show him playing with 'the holy grail' and the look on his face reminds me of a couple of guys I've had to attend to on the bench over the years......

but then given the secrecy around NHL injuries, only his hairdresser will know for sure? :rolleyes:

LOL! "the holy grail"? Sheldon may want to thing about hiring you to be his publicist. :lol:

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