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aw come on. thats just a brush pitch. just to get the jerk away from the plate. they mean no harm. a batter has time to move from a bean ball. a hockey dude has no time to duck from a stick or elbow thrown at them. hockey is a sport for those with no skill....those who no howe to figure skate, play football and slash away with a hockey stick. CHEQUE PLEASE!!!

the yanks don't care about hockey because it is shite right now. too much whining and cheap shots. when the league can clean up its act maybe more americans will watch the game. baseball is the best sport anyways....most top athletes play this game.

remove phil and put in Tigger Wuss......the guy thinks he can get a hole in one every shot, he spits too much and swears a lot. It was also funny last year when he said that some golfers should not be playing in a tourney if they aint ready....Wuss misses the cut at that tourney......what a loozer. you have to put in paddy wahh as well. most over rated MF in sports. attacks his sister, whines to his prez after letting in 16 goals one nite and nice windmill save against detroit (ahh pat, the puck is on the ice...and now it is in the net you moron) add any leaf player esp mutha tucka and ty Dummy. add any football receiver who does a moronic spastic dance after a touchdown

you said it hr.

Looks like the Habs will snap him up. :puke:

where was the tide bought? Carolina?

No I haven't. This dude is a repeat offender. Why can't the league have zero tolerance? Do they keep handing out a 20-30 game suspension each time it happens. What about drugs. Do they just fine a guy and tell him to come back again and again?

Nice try NHL. The media is saying that the league is doing its job by handing out a 25 game suspension for the attack on Kesler. WRONG!!! If they wanted to send a message, then they should ban this guy. He did a two hander several years ago as well. Sure it was in a different league, but repeat offenders should be banned. Just like Betuzzi should be banned as well. The NHL wimps out again. I guarantee that there will be another tragic accident this year and the league may have to shut down or get rid of Coliform Campbell.

Team Blue takes the lead followed closely by our very own quebecois. Any other experts out there. The questions are pretty tough. :puke:

Try out my new hockey trivia site folks. See if you can beat the Stevester. http://my.funtrivia.com/tournament/Steves-...rney-77207.html

I heard Showgirls 2 will be out soon.

Is there anybody here from other forums like SN or galaxy? Just wondering what others think of the excessive policing on SN and keeping in touch with past members.

Thats prety mean Joe. Hey, haven't seen you around sportnet lately. Whats happening?

Maybe not. Do you think Price will Carey this team into the playoffs? Who do you think got maur ice time...Henri or maurice? Robinson used to give the puck up quite a bit back in the 70's but, steve would always come back and help shutt down the attack I hear elmer has the assist record for the habs, but he did lach scoring punch. did paul simon write a song about larry robinsons wife? Bowman and demers were great coaches but I still think that claude ruels. ........any other terrible jokes out there fokes, besides the leafs?

I am bored, gotta write something down. Red Kelly like the color blue Jacques Plante never wore jock. he was also allergic to plants. Tie Domi is.......never mind. my dinner is ready. Thanx honey. No I wasn't downloading porn akarovsky.

But Sittler scored 11 points one night....against the hated bruins. And sittler is a forward....not much skill required there. Excuse me, but that was not my final answer. I meant to say Jessica Biel as well. sorry HF, you are gonna have to battle me for her. So howe did you meet the rocket....come on tell me about it. I would love to meat Halle or Jessica one day.

Ok folks, lets hear your worst jokes you can think of. And then we can all vote for the most pathetic attempt at humor. I'll start with a few stinkers.... What do chinese hockey players have for breakfast? Chelios I was watching the womens world championships the other day. The women are very very rough. In fact during the USA/Germany game there was a penalty 2 seconds into the game. Germany had too many men on the ice. Bob and Doug Mckenzie are back in the news. They use to love the Oilers back in the 80's but they think they were very dirty. Bob says to Doug..."hey hoser, those oilers sure were dirty. Especially number eleven. he was messy, eh?" There was a celebrity soccer game last week. While on a breakaway, Pavel Bure raced past Mary Kate Olsen but wiped out and got a bruise on his leg. Prince looked down at Pavel and said "you've got a raspberry Bure!" they don't get any worse folks. I better stop now.

Did you know that Pete Peeters favourite team is the Peterborough Petes Mike Vernon was born in Vernon, BC Joe Juneau's sister won a Juno award Gary Suter is actually related to the Sutter brothers Gump Worsely was turned down for a part in Forest Gump Glen Hall is not related to Brett Hull Paul Coffey prefers to drink tea Denis Potvin was once arrested for having marijuana in his Van Jaromir Jagr owns a jaguar Martin St. Louis never played for the Blues Fredrik Modin is not related to Matthew Modine Reggie Leach is related to Bryan Leetch Bruce Gamble loves poker Bob Bourne died recently Don Cherry loves strawberries Bill Barber is a hair stylist Manfred Manns' Mighty Quinn was named after Pat Quinn Joe Sakic spelled backwards is kick a$$ Bobby Orr likes to paddle his canoe Rick N*a*s*h's favourite show is M*A*S*H Greg Joly is a very unhappy person Rob Ramage recently caused a lot of damage Rob Schremp hates prawns Paul Kariya was born in Korea Alexei Yashin is into fashion

Wah only won two cups over a long period of time and the last one was when all the great teams choked in the playoffs. Then he bailed on us and blamed everyone. He only looked good when he had great defense, but as you can see when the defense looked shaky and more shots came thru, he disappeared and let in nine goals one day. Clearly it should be dryden or maybe even plante.

maybe so, but the mann fixed it.

Who is the greatest goalie of all time for the Habs? Is it George Hainsworth or Ken Dryden? GH has the shutout record, but KD won 6 cups.

I wasn't really into sci fi at all as a kid. I first saw star wars last year when I was looking for a movie to watch with my free coupon. It seemed OK and I started to remember all the characters. So I thought I would watch empire and jedi...not bad. Then I heard aboot the prequels, so I watched the first three. Kinda neat. I wished I had seen them as a kid. I wasn't really allowed to watch certain movies as a kid so I missed out on a lot of stuff. I did play a lot of soccer though. wasn't very good at that either. Actually I am not good at anything. Wait a minute........ I am good at one thing. I AM A HABS FAN!!!!! :hlogo: :hlogo: :clap:

manfred mann it is.

what song do these lyrics come from.... the calliope crashed to the ground..... no peeking on google. when you solve it, supply a lyric for the next victim.

Aw come on. y'know I'm just kidding. This post is about nothing. I am just posting goofy stuff just to get peoples attention. I know all about the star wars movies and can't wait to see the next one next year when it comes out. Has anyone seen any Bond movies?