Trizzak

It was a joke. Apparently not a good one.

"Markov passes to Markov, he slides it over to Ryder, back to Markov...to Markov...to Markov...shoots SCORES! Markov scores, with assists to Markov and Markov....wait....what?" I don't envy broadcasters for Habs games if Danny Markov comes here.

The sammich isn't totally out of the question though? Wow, didn't take long for this thread to lose it's PG rating.

I'm done now

Being European, I believe he's eligible to play in the AHL at any age. I think he should stay back a year in Junior. Let's see how he does as a leader of the team.

Care to elaborate why?

Nope, same one as before. But hey, I got sex out of the deal. sex > Habs ...okay fine, sex = Habs Perhaps it's time to bust out the ol' "Fool around with the girlfriend and the Habs win" theory. Happy to oblige fellas, happy to oblige.

I saw Dream Theater, and you didn't. Feel inferior. /end gloat

I didn't see any of the game. Instead I watched Scrubs episodes with my girlfriend. I can easily say Habs > Zach Braff

MUST win. That is all.

I just got home from seeing Dream Theater at Massey. Un######ingbelievable. Are they musicians or wizards....I'm not sure.

Can Kovalev or Ryder play left wing? Why not Kovalev - Ribiero - Ryder? Koivu gets Higgins and Zed or Pleks or Bulis.

who knows...maybe the drop out of a playoff spot will wake up the team?

That's the spirit!

Guys, I think we all know what the problem tonight was. Bulis The Habbie. Where is that weasel? Calling for an easy win. For shame! Everyone! Grab your torches and pitchforks. I suggest a lynch mob.

Wow....that might be the most misplaced lol I've ever seen

Why must you turn this into a thread of lies? If the Habs lose tonight it's because of BTH. Here is a snippet of our conversation earlier: - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: automatic win Tristan says: Don't say "automatic win" - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: lol yes Tristan says: The hockey god's listen you know Tristan says: they are spiteful - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: we win tonight - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: if we lose than the Hockey God must be Kevin Pollack - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: cause I can't see us losing tonight Tristan says: just keep jinxing. If the Habs lose I'm blaming you - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: I'll jinx away - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: the games in the bag - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: guaranteed domination by the Habs - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: Koivu and Ryder get out of their slumps - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: Komisarek scores a hat trick - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: Huet plays AMAZING - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: ZERO injuries for the habs - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: SImpson wins a fight - //Bitton// - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - 32-26-6-3 says: need more?

A Trizzak Bold Prediction (Brought to you by Dagwoods) Higgins with a 4 point night. Komisarek with a 3 point night. Koivu with a 5 point night. Dick Butkus with a 15 point night.

I think Chipchura is being groomed for what Bonk's role was supposed to be this year. In that sense, I don't think Gainey expected Chipchura to be ready until after next season when Bonk's contract is up. Since Bonk has been relegated to what is essentially 4th line duty, Chip may have a solid shot for next year.

He also did what Downey didn't: Fight in his first game. It didn't take him long to prove he'll protect his teammates.

If Gainey made no offseason moves... we'd have a lot of RFA's and UFA's leaving the Habs.

Bulis took 3 hooking penalties this game - Dandenault scores a goal I think they switched jerseys and positions but didn't tell anyone.

Oh well. Komisarek will just have to score another one.

Do my eyes deceive? I check out the scores on NHL.com to see Montreal leading 1 - 0. Excellent! Who scored? Komi?!?!? ahwhat?!? I'll take it! Go Habs Go!

...you mean the sentence right after the pessimism?