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Bingo. I don't know what the heat maps, or radar, or whatever printout from the computer says, but Max has been on the perimeter and utterly ineffectual the whole series. You have guys digging for the puck and going to the net every shift and he's floating around behind the play looking for his sweet spot like a frigging basketball player.

The Red Sea parted and Maxes fell face first into the dirt.

It's the series. They'll lose in 6 if they drop this game. It's a shame, because they're a solid 2nd round team but they're in the 4/5 matchup.

Has anybody seen Phil Danault do a thing all series? I don't think I've ever seen a playoff series as evenly matched as this one. You usually don't get this until the Final.

Man, that Emelin shot could have missed a soccer net.

Another penalty for Zuccarello.

Pre Hand Injury Gallagher!

Damn.

Goal! Le Petit Finn!

Welcome back Emelin!

I hope not. I like his speaking gig on TSN690. He's really at home on radio with nobody to compete with and no Sidney Crosby to drool over. Nobody can see his phallic countenance, neither.

Monahan scored four games in row and his team lost all four games. Now, the Max apologists would say that shows goal scoring is not important, but players are getting in done. He'll have a good game in the next three. Let's hope it's tonight.

Bobby Ryan got another one tonight. That's three, even though the Bruins defense are shading him into Max's corner, the part of the rink farthest from the net. Whowouldathunkit! Goal scorers scoring goals in the playoffs! Wowza!

It must feel like a dumb broad defending an abusive boyfriend at this point. He's a vet now. Doesn't get it done in the playoffs*. Simple as that. It's not personal, or an indictment of his character, but the playoffs aren't his style of game. There are no dead zones for him. Edit: Or for his country, per avatar

He got 35 goals with the centers on the roster.

Still, 2-1 isn't a bad result considering.

Great play to end the game by Max. Gets the puck with 5 seconds left and loses the puck. They've got to get rid of him in the offseason.

5 icings in the last two minutes. Reminds me of an old music joke: A band called Five Shuffles in a Row.

I don't think he's been close to a goal all series. You can find him in between the boards and the faceoff circles. They need a goal from him bad!

Low IQ N8 coughs it up to Rick Nash. They are officially out of their 9 lives.

They're really lucky to still be in the game after that period. I wonder how much the Rangers have left? Good move switching up the lines. We didn't get to see Galchenyuk and Radulov together. King is surpassing useless. What does this guy do? Makes you wonder when a team in the playoff hunt trades one of their players.

If he's been eating with King, it's probably (a whole) turkey dinner.

Rangers are running them out of the rink. Still down 1, which is a small miracle.

They should be down 4-1. Edit: I posted this before Boone! (For those following HI/O)

I wonder if they can get Wayne Simmonds for him?