Kassian doesn't have the hands to be more than a fringe forward. Of all the "chagrin" I've had this year, Kasshole isn't included.
Charlie is a fine name, a shame more kids aren't named Charles. My middle name is Charles, anglicized version of my father's middle name. (Carlos)
And if anybody cares, I wanted to name my dog either Bowser or Nitro, but I already picked the breed and lost that argument. (Tucker, meh)