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The "Pat Hickey is a dumbass" thread


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This thread is dedicated to the laziest sports writter in history, who makes so many mistakes in his articles it's a wonder he still has a job... it's as if the Gazette simply doesn't care.

So here we go.

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The Gazette hockey writers are a freaking joke...

- Hickey has no clue what he is talking about and makes tons of errors (too busy stuffing his face in the pressbox rather then watching the game)

- Jack Todd has zero credibility , he flips back and forth on every issue (Although he isnt really a hockey writer)

- Fisher is getting more and more senile with every passing day , plus he only shows up in the paper about once a week

The Herb Zurkowsky guy is alright ... I suppose...

Thats about it.

Wish Micheal Farber was still around.

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- Before the waiver draft last year he said Bulis would be exposed.... obviously he wasn't.

- He just recently wrote the Habs had 8 picks going into the draft.... traded away 5th & 7th but had an extra 6th in the Gilmour trade.

The extra 2nd rounder from the Chouinard trade to PHI, the most important extra pick... slipped his mind.

Now:

Habs fail to shed some salaries in draft-day deals

PAT HICKEY

The Gazette

Monday, June 23, 2003

"(...)Over the next three weeks, the Canadiens will be involved in negotiations with Russian Andrei Perezhogin, a first-round pick in 2001, and Kastsitsyn. All reports are that Perezhogin is ready to give the NHL a try after a solid season in the Russian Elite League."

That's Alexander Perezhogin... dumbass.

And earlier in the same article:

That means defenceman Patrice Brisebois, who has two years remaining on a contract that pays him more than $4 million U.S. a year, is still a Canadien.

That's 3 more years remaining Pat... go back to sleep.

:eyes:

'03/'04 4M - '04/'05 4M - '05/'06 4.5M

[Edited on 24-6-03 by Habs77]

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  • 4 months later...
Originally posted by Habsaku

I'm just hoping that it helps putting a few players back at their natural position. Ryder has always played his off wing (RW),  

Having followed Ryder pretty closely, I can assure you RW is his natural position and he's also a right handed shot(even though that idiot Pat Hickey says otherwise). He's been playing LW with those bums Audette and Perreault and pretty much carried that sorry line on his off wing. Can't wait to see him on Koivu's wing.

Yet another example of how dumb and professionally lazy this A-hole is.

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[Edited on 6-11-03 by Habs77]

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Wow! A correction in the Gazette!! Did one of you complain? ;)

"Correction: Michael Ryder, who will be on right wing with Mike Ribeiro and Marcel Hossa, shoots right, not left as reported yesterday. He was previously playing on the off-wing when he was on left wing with Yanic Perreault and Richard Zednik."

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The correction I was looking for is:

""Correction: We have just learned that Pat Hickey, who has been writing articles for the Gazette for many years, is actually just a homeless guy who wandered in and sat at a desk during a change in administration years ago and nobody noticed. He has accepted a transfer to the janitorial service.

Please disregard all information contained in his articles over the years, we apologize for the inconvenience."

:devil:

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