Martin: "Hey David, you had a really great game out there tonight."
Desharnais: "Yeah, thanks coach."
Martin: "A 3 point night, plus a goal in the shootout to keep us alive. Very impressive"
Desharnais: "I was really feeling it out there."
Martin: "Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop that."
Desharnais: "...what's that coach?"
Martin: "David, we need to lose a lot of games until Markov comes back so we can put an enormous amount of pressure on him to make his return all the more glorious."
Desharnais: "I dunno, coach... couldn't we win a couple?"
Martin: "Young man, if you bring that kind of attitude to the game on Saturday, I'll play you with Darche"
Desharnais: "Tabernac! Sorry coach!"
/the preceding conversation didn't actually happen... Martin never talks to his players.