Psycing Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Not sure if anyone's really seen this yet, but thought it was funny enough to bring to your attention. Found it posted on my ball-hockey league's forums: LSHL Forums Enjoi! Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Lost by a landslide, No escaping the media spree, Open your eyes Look down on the ice and see... I'm not a poor boy I need no sympathy Because they always score easy goals Mostly high, sometimes low, Anywhere the puck goes, doesn't really matter to me to me My Papa tried to kill a man Put a gun against his head He's a loanshark, got arrested Gainey, I had just begun I feared my family had thrown it all away Gainey Thanks for standing by my side But if I'm backup again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on As if nothing really matters Too late, my timing's gone My new equipment's not really fine My groin's aching all the time So goodbye everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and start out new Gainey, I don't wanna leave I sometimes wish I'd never been MVP I see a little bit'o'scalpo thru my mane Cuz the mousse, cuz the mousse Leaves it all dry and tangled Toques and masks are tightening Very, very frightening me Why Alberto?! (Why Alberto?!) Why Alberto?! (Why Alberto?!) Alberto v05 salon hot oil I'm just a rich boy, simple plan and SUV He's just a rich boy, from a baaad family Spare him his pride as his hairline recedes Easy come, easy go, will I let it go? Propecia! No! I will not let it go (<fans> Let him go!) Propecia! I will not let it go (<fans> Let him go!) Propecia! I will not let it go (Let him go!) Will not let it go (Let him go!) Grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow Oh doctor please, hey Mulder please 'Cuz Guy Lafleur has a hairpiece put aside for me, For me! For me! So you think you can boo me and spit in my eye? So you think you can bench me and give Huet a try? Oh, Gainey... don't do this to me, Gainey Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here. My hair is thick and shiny, any one can see I'm not pumped on steroids, my stairs are too slick and icy icy... Any way the wind blows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAK Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 LOL MAN !! thanx for making my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 LOL MAN !! thanx for making my day You're welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_faerie87 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Hahahahahaha! That was priceless, oh my god, that was soooo good! Whoever wrote that should get a prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaos Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Thats pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalHab Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Excellent!!!!!.......... but they completely forgot about his one-on-one with Raphael.....oh yeah, he actually stopped him......never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy26 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Funny stuff... it's sad but when you've got more than enough material to fill up a queen song... poor José... i wish him the best getting his s*** together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Habby2919 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I just read that song in my head while listening to the actual song.... that was Brilliant!!! Find out who came up with that and pay them quick! Weird Al might be worried about this being that good. :hlogo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riker Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 All I have to say is that was PURE GOLD!!! :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saint Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Amazing! Way to go you beautiful anonymous talent! Sadly accurate but amazing none the less... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 splitting my sides singing along with it! (Guy Lafleur has a hairpiece put aside for me... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalHab Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Just thought of this while reading the song lyrics.........Isn't it weird?/ironic?/bizarre? how these 2 stories (Theo's use of Propecia and Tocchet's alleged ties to the mob) both came out at the same time because, if you think about it, shouldn't the roles be reversed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyhasbeen Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Absolutely brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMMR Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Most Hilarious Post of the Year! I took The Habby2919's advice but I actually sung the song aloud. Freddy (Mr. Fahrenheit) Mercury would have been proud if he was a Canadiens fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted February 26, 2006 Author Share Posted February 26, 2006 Once again, glad you all liked it! If my memory serves me right, I think it came from the HF boards... that's where my ball-hockey league's site found it. *shrug* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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