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Theodorian Tragedy


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Not sure if anyone's really seen this yet, but thought it was funny enough to bring to your attention.

Found it posted on my ball-hockey league's forums: LSHL Forums

Enjoi! :blush:

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Lost by a landslide,

No escaping the media spree,

Open your eyes

Look down on the ice

and see...

I'm not a poor boy

I need no sympathy

Because they always score easy goals

Mostly high, sometimes low,

Anywhere the puck goes, doesn't really matter to me

to me

My Papa tried to kill a man

Put a gun against his head

He's a loanshark, got arrested

Gainey, I had just begun

I feared my family had thrown it all away

Gainey

Thanks for standing by my side

But if I'm backup again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on

As if nothing really matters

Too late, my timing's gone

My new equipment's not really fine

My groin's aching all the time

So goodbye everybody,

I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and start out new

Gainey,

I don't wanna leave

I sometimes wish I'd never been MVP

I see a little bit'o'scalpo thru my mane

Cuz the mousse, cuz the mousse

Leaves it all dry and tangled

Toques and masks are tightening

Very, very frightening me

Why Alberto?! (Why Alberto?!)

Why Alberto?! (Why Alberto?!)

Alberto v05 salon hot oil

I'm just a rich boy, simple plan and SUV

He's just a rich boy, from a baaad family

Spare him his pride as his hairline recedes

Easy come, easy go, will I let it go?

Propecia! No! I will not let it go

(<fans> Let him go!)

Propecia! I will not let it go

(<fans> Let him go!)

Propecia! I will not let it go

(Let him go!)

Will not let it go

(Let him go!)

Grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow

Oh doctor please, hey Mulder please

'Cuz Guy Lafleur has a hairpiece put aside for me,

For me!

For me!

So you think you can boo me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can bench me and give Huet a try?

Oh, Gainey... don't do this to me, Gainey

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.

My hair is thick and shiny, any one can see

I'm not pumped on steroids, my stairs are too slick and icy

icy...

Any way the wind blows...

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Funny stuff...

it's sad but when you've got more than enough material to fill up a queen song... poor José... i wish him the best getting his s*** together...

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I just read that song in my head while listening to the actual song.... that was Brilliant!!! Find out who came up with that and pay them quick! Weird Al might be worried about this being that good.

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Just thought of this while reading the song lyrics.........Isn't it weird?/ironic?/bizarre? how these 2 stories (Theo's use of Propecia and Tocchet's alleged ties to the mob) both came out at the same time because, if you think about it, shouldn't the roles be reversed?

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