MCeh Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Just came back from what I've affectionately been calling 'Disney on Crack' with my wife and daughter.. the Monsters Inc. rendition was boring. But during the intermission, I was in line at a family picture booth, where Bonk was contemplating whether or not the wait was worth the picture. I glanced at him smiling, then turned away wanting to leave shy looking man in peace with his family. But he made a double take in my direction, perhaps amused by my fu(n)cky hair. My returned eye contact was met by his unsure, uneven grin. His child of no more than 2 years strayed toward the middle of the corridor, a pregnant Mrs. Bonk followed, and Radek scurried after his child, soon disappearing behind the section 117 curtain. Bonk's listed at 6'3", 210 lbs., but he seemed about 2 inches shorter and several protein drinks lighter. He was without the trademark hockey player bubble butt, but rather slender from top to bottom in a fitted, casual Montreal get up. I was seated in section 115 where I returned for the 2nd half of the mediocre show, eager to spot where Bonk was seated. It was only toward the conclusion of the spectacle that I noticed him sitting in my row, maybe 35 feet away. Beside him, I pointed out to my wife and non-chalant daughter, were Saku Koivu, Craig Rivet and their children. Saks was quite attentive to the child he'd seated on his lap while Rivet was more ADHD, constantly looking around for some unknown. Rivet eventually noticed my focus on his troop, locked his defenseman's stare at me and smiled. He soon after got up -- evidencing a very apparent bubble butt (lol) -- dashing off to beat the crowd. Bonk followed suit, while Koivu remained seated, seemingly without any concern for fan hoarding. I'm happy to say no one during my observations pestered the players. Could a hockey player's privacy be respected even in Montreal? Guess so.. Monsters Inc. was horrible. But forcing myself to the ice show was well worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shu Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 ummmmmmmmmm... Where were you, When was this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Well you live in Leafs country. Now if that was Tie Domi..... LOL you should see the hockey players here. Nobody knows who they are or what they do. The local weather lady gets more recognition then the hockey players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fromage Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Well you live in Leafs country. Now if that was Tie Domi..... Leafs Country? The guy lives Atwater/Ste. Catherine. That's in Montreal. It's safe to assume the habs players saw the show in Montreal(I believe it was playing at the Bell Centre). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bebehabs Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 wow! u were lucky to see them when u were not expecting it i guess that u had much more fun looking at #11 - #14 - #52 than the show hehe~ oh well... it's still a *family* activity so i hope that u, at least, enjoyed being with ur wife and daugther next time, just bring them to a habs game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Leafs Country? The guy lives Atwater/Ste. Catherine. That's in Montreal. It's safe to assume the habs players saw the show in Montreal(I believe it was playing at the Bell Centre). Oh gosh now I feel dumb. I got Ste. Catherine mixed with Saint Catharine's Ontario. ugh, such an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCeh Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 (edited) Yes, Atwater and Ste. Catherine refers to a street corner of the old Mtl. Forum. And the 'Disney on Crack' rendition of Monsters Inc. took place at the Bell Centre this afternoon. BAH!! to the newer arenas' corporate namesakes. It's worth mentioning Little Bonk -- a boy I think -- stumbled his way to one of the framed displays of individual Canadiens players: that of Cristobal Huet. He pressed his fat little finger against the case, muttered something and Daddy Bonk responded. I wonder what their exchange was ["Théo?" "No, son."].. if he even recognized the man he was pointing to. LOL you should see the hockey players here. Nobody knows who they are or what they do. The local weather lady gets more recognition then the hockey players. LOL -- I remember you posting Chris Pronger would jog in your vicinity, totally unrecognized. Edited October 9, 2006 by MCeh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbr93 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 . He was without the trademark hockey player bubble butt, but rather slender from top to bottom in a fitted, casual Montreal get up. .... He soon after got up -- evidencing a very apparent bubble butt (lol) -- dashing off to beat the crowd. Bonk followed suit, while Koivu remained seated, seemingly without any concern for fan hoarding. So....... you looked at their butts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Yup. If Saku Koivu walked went to a cardinals or rams game and sat in the regular seats. He would not be noticed at all. The only former Blue that gets any hey you mr. whats your name would be Bernie Federko because he does local commericals here and Tony Twist because he's on the radio and a local access cable sports show that nobody watches. I think thats why some hockey people like living here. Nobody knows who the heck they are. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_faerie87 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 So....... you looked at their butts? What's wrong with that? I do it all the time! :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I only look at girl butts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_faerie87 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I only look at girl butts. I don't believe you. I don't care how straight you are, EVERYONE has at least glanced at the butt of someone of the same sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I don't believe you. I don't care how straight you are, EVERYONE has at least glanced at the butt of someone of the same sex. Well there was football. But that was inevitable. Or oh I know Brooks and Dunn. Mainly laughing at those idiots. There leather pants are so tight they can't even walk right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCeh Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 (edited) I only look at girl butts. I ran the gamut of local, organized hockey in my day. And in that time a consistent correlation I made is smaller the waist :: gluts ratio, the stronger the skater. Inflated looking and usually undefined muscles are a good indiction of fast-twitch fibres for power type contractions. We've all seen Bonk skate. But in honour of your subject turn: I bet you "can't tell" when another guy's good looking too, huh? Edited October 9, 2006 by MCeh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shu Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 you look at the goalies buts in the Net Cam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_faerie87 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 But in honour of your subject turn: I bet you "can't tell" when another guy's good looking too, huh? Mmmm, Jonne Aaron... :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbr93 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 (edited) I ran the gamut of local, organized hockey in my day. And in that time a consistent correlation I made is smaller the waist :: gluts ratio, the stronger the skater. Inflated looking and usually undefined muscles are a good indiction of fast-twitch fibres for power type contractions. We've all seen Bonk skate. But in honour of your subject turn: I bet you "can't tell" when another guy's good looking too, huh? So if I understand correctly, a bubble butt is a good thing for a hockey player? Edited October 9, 2006 by bbr93 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markierung Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I saw the lion king/jungle book/Tarzan on ice ice. It was horrible. There was one good part when Tarzan took Jane and Spun her on his head like 5 times. I would have been shitting bricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCeh Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 So if I understand correctly, a bubble butt is a good thing for a hockey player? ... just as bubble butts, and bubble thighs for that matter, are a good thing for sprinters. Mmmm, Jonne Aaron... :king: hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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