MAK Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 (edited) Lightning exits woman's bottom She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building. I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body. It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible. She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata. ouch !! Edited October 16, 2006 by marky_and_komi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_faerie87 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Lightning exits woman's bottom She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building. I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body. It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible. She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata. ouch !! :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Habby2919 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 AAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :hlogo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Electric Farts... Kewl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAK Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 come on baby light my fire !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habs_in_the_blood Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 come on baby light my fire !! lol somewhat special...wonder if she gained super powers.....Electric fart woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbr93 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Wow what a pain in the ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer Carlson Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 i want her to fart on me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 lol somewhat special...wonder if she gained super powers.....Electric fart woman We've got a new Super Hero: Electric Fart Woman! I'm Electric Fart Woman. Pull my finger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer Carlson Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 DONT PULL HER FINGER! kozed that kinda thing might arouse some people. dont u think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_faerie87 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 kozed that kinda thing might arouse some people. dont u think? Is that a bad thing? :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer Carlson Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Is that a bad thing? :king: each to their own i say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch_Habs_Fan Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Maybe they have a job for her in Tampa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer Carlson Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Maybe they have a job for her in Tampa a fart is better than the lightning at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habs_in_the_blood Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 (edited) Maybe they have a job for her in Tampa imaginbe everytime they score she goes flying in the stadium farting everywhere? lol "today in news...ten people are dead after a win in tampa bay" "all i remember is seeing lighting everywhere coming out of a ladies ass...next thing i know my friend was on the floor burnt to a crisp" ok i think i have taken this too far...sorry Edited October 16, 2006 by habs_in_the_blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shu Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Ouch.......... That would hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 hilarious!! wow, that's a great story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markierung Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 this is the most amazing thing i've heard in a long time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAK Posted October 17, 2006 Author Share Posted October 17, 2006 kozed that kinda thing might arouse some people. dont u think? giggidy giggidy giggidy goo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneHABSfan Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 :king: dark_faerie87 that just about summed up my expressions when I read this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer Carlson Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 imaginbe everytime they score she goes flying in the stadium farting everywhere? lol "today in news...ten people are dead after a win in tampa bay" "all i remember is seeing lighting everywhere coming out of a ladies ass...next thing i know my friend was on the floor burnt to a crisp" ok i think i have taken this too far...sorry no dont stop elaborate more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habs_in_the_blood Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 no dont stop elaborate more. no you will all think im crazy...altough i already wrote a script to make it into a movie.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAK Posted October 18, 2006 Author Share Posted October 18, 2006 no you will all think im crazy...altough i already wrote a script to make it into a movie.. lock stock and one farting barrell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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