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My version of that story:

The ring has been missing for some thirty years. It belonged to former Maple Leaf right-winger Jim Pappin, the player who led his team during the 1967-68 season playoffs with seven goals and 15 points.

Pappin is so disillusioned with the sadsack Leafs since they cannot win hockey games or beat the Habs in meaningful games, he used it as bait while fishing for old tires.

"I didn't want anything to do with the Toronto-Make-Be-Leafs," he told the newspaper chain The Toronto Bandwagon Dulusional.

The ring recently resurfaced as so much hot air from Toronto media in regards to how great the leafie team is for 2007 it just became very light. Try as they might the US navy did their best to blast the thing into smitherines, however the hot air made it impossible to get any accurate target lock. Navy Seals were sent in to remove the ring as it was fouling up the waterway with a stench so bad that one team member said "It just stinks!" 4 seal team members were treated for bonehead symptoms commonly referrred to as the "McCabe Syndrome". All will have a healthy recovery as they have no access to Toronto media.

The ring will be returned once it passes tests to see if it violates any North American agreements on toxic waste. This is one story Leaf fans will be sure to say the ghosts of MLG saved the ring, when in reality it rose from its grave in utter embarassment....

Edited by InsaneAVSfan

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Lamborghini left behind

A Lamborghini registered to Bears star Lance Briggs was abandoned after an accident

LAKE FOREST, Ill. (AP) -- Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs was charged with leaving the scene of an accident after crashing his Lamborghini and abandoning it alongside an expressway on the city's North Side, Illinois State Police said.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-b...p&type=lgns

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i coulnd tfind the link...but they said on the radio on friday that a woman gave 13 million to her dog in her will...leaving her two grandchildren with absolutly nothing...she even gave her own son 10 million lol

if anyone finds the link please post it!

Edited by habs_in_the_blood

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i coulnd tfind the link...but they said on the radio on friday that a woman gave 13 million to her dog in her will...leaving her two grandchildren with absolutly nothing...she even gave her own son 10 million lol

if anyone finds the link please post it!

Dammit, I just read that on the internet today. She left the most to her dog and she's left her brother the dog.

I'll try and find the link but I can't remember where I read that.

EDIT: Found it, gotta love Google News.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jCCJKeG...8AZ1B_eKfJbTSUg

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Dammit, I just read that on the internet today. She left the most to her dog and she's left her brother the dog.

I'll try and find the link but I can't remember where I read that.

EDIT: Found it, gotta love Google News.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jCCJKeG...8AZ1B_eKfJbTSUg

there as got to be somehing to bend that will...i mean comon...thats saying the dog as a bank account?

she must really not like her grand children F*#*# crazy old hag....shes probably having the laugh of a lifetime!

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Maybe the court should sentence Michael Vick to do this as punishment?

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Now I've never heard about something like that before. :lol:

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Church plans Lego sculpture of Jesus

A church in Västerås is asking parishioners to donate enough pieces of white Lego to create a life-size statue of Jesus. A local priest is leading the drive to construct a white plastic Jesus in the central Swedish town.

That's the church in the neighbourhood where I grew up BTW. If I had still had any Lego left I would have donated it to my nephew Nino, but this project would have been a definite second choice. ^_^

Edited by Doktor Kosmos

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Yeah, I saw that in the paper the other day. Absurd! :wacko:

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Mono-what? :huh:

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This father is crazy. He was on tv saying "I justs want to get my daughters innocents back because now she's ruined."

give me a break

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/071228/...ated_mp3_player

and of course he's going to sue.

welcome to america

I'd bet $5 that the father was testing it out on his computer and snyc'd his own porn collection on to his daughters new ipod by mistake. haha

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I'd bet $5 that the father was testing it out on his computer and snyc'd his own porn collection on to his daughters new ipod by mistake. haha

You're probably right!

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