Captain_Stealth Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Stealth's Evil Master Canucks Plan for the Summer 1. Finally bring up Jannik Hansen and stop acting like idiots. 2. Trade Lukas Krajicek/Luc Bourdon and if needed, a prospect/pick for Steve Bernier. 3. Sign Brian Rolston to a 2-3 year deal for 4.5/5 mill per. 4. Offer RFA Jeff Carter a 6 year deal worth 4,687,526 mill per. Gives Philly a 1st, 2nd, 3rd in 09. We might have to bumpit up to 2 1sts though etc. D. Sedin - H. Sedin - Bernier/Grabner Raymond - Carter - Rolston Burrows - Kesler - Hansen/Isbister Pettinger - Shannon - Pyatt Rypien Mitchell - Bieksa Ohlund - Bourdon/Krajicek Edler - Salo McIver/Weaver Luongo MacIntyre Forwards: The forward core is injected with youth and size as well as a heart and soul vet in Rolston. Rolston would bring tons of leadership and could even wear the C but my guess is Mitchell will have it. His ability to score big goals and his giant slapper would give us a solid weapon up front. Solid 2 way player. Steve Bernier has the potential to be a solid PF and with the twins he could really realize that potential. He's a big right shot that can go to the net and create space for the twins. If Anson Carter can get 30 plus, why can't he? Carter is a solid centre and I don't think I need to explain anything. He with Raymond and Rolston would give this team a SOLID 2nd line for once. These moves allow for a better bottom 6. To be honest that's the only change. I really don't know what Nonis will do, but there will be a total revamp of the offense. This is just my dream though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 You think Buffalo would want to trade Bernier that quickly? He's been playing well for them, I think Buffalo would like to see how he does under a full season first. A dollar under the amount for 2 firsts made me lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Stealth Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 You think Buffalo would want to trade Bernier that quickly? He's been playing well for them, I think Buffalo would like to see how he does under a full season first. A dollar under the amount for 2 firsts made me lol. Meh. I've heard Buffalo fans already comment on how overrated he is. He had a good start but that's about it. We'll see how he does in the long run. Technically it doesn't really have to be him. Just a big RH shot that plays RW. That's what the Sedins need to be a complete dangerous line. I just realized what you said for your last sentence. Yea. It said the same amount for both so to be safe I put a dollar lower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Ruslan Salei Is here to stay His eye is black but his name isn't Jack He does it all Starting in the fall I hit post reply But couldn't remember why So heres a poem for you I'd give its quality a zero out of two! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Stealth Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Ruslan Salei Is here to stay His eye is black but his name isn't Jack He does it all Starting in the fall I hit post reply But couldn't remember why So heres a poem for you I'd give its quality a zero out of two! Kevin Bieksa Is the god of life Motha fukin tough Time to take you out He really does it all Off, def, hits and fights Don't get in his way He'll knock your lights out So when Kev's out there All of you BEWARE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I read this poem and then HW went down. Your poem was so bad, it broke HW. Way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Stealth Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I read this poem and then HW went down. Your poem was so bad, it broke HW. Way to go. I tried to edit it to say "yea I know it didn't rhyme" and it wouldn't let me so I went and played SSBB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 *meanwhile Luongo is watching the 1st round matchup on the couch* he's sooo good, the whole team just star gazes at him during the game, hence the low scoring. cuz "we'll always be in a game cuz louie louie is back there, so lets have a cold one and play some pool" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mils Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Avs and 'Nucks first round seed no. 3 v. 6 in the west. Colorado goes 8-2-0 in their last 10 (100 pts.) Minnesota: 4-7-0 (95 pts.) Calgary: 6-4-1 (97 pts.) Vancouver: 8-1-2 (98 pts.) Wishful thinking for sure... but a fan is allowed some ridiculous hope at this time of year... especially having seen the Colorado Rockies do their thing last fall. (that was awesome. Once in a lifetime thing.) Avalanche in 6 after a 4 OT game winner by Mason Raymond in game 5. These predictions will be revisited... I will probably feel shame. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Stealth Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Avs and 'Nucks first round seed no. 3 v. 6 in the west. Colorado goes 8-2-0 in their last 10 (100 pts.) Minnesota: 4-7-0 (95 pts.) Calgary: 6-4-1 (97 pts.) Vancouver: 8-1-2 (98 pts.) Wishful thinking for sure... but a fan is allowed some ridiculous hope at this time of year... especially having seen the Colorado Rockies do their thing last fall. (that was awesome. Once in a lifetime thing.) Avalanche in 6 after a 4 OT game winner by Mason Raymond in game 5. These predictions will be revisited... I will probably feel shame. haha. OMG! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!! LMAO!!! Ok, to be realistic, it's possible but I highly doubt it from what I'm having to be put through right now. Who knows.... I just want a solid draft pick. Like back in 04, when Wolski fell in your laps... I want that for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Stealth Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Trade the Sedins for Jokinen. Trade for Bertuzzi. Sign Rolston. Naslund-Morrison-Bertuzzi Raymond-Jokinen-Rolston Burrows-Kesler-Hansen Pettinger-Shannon-Pyatt Rypien/Linden/Ritchie/Cowan Mitchell-Bieksa Bourdon-Ohlund Salo-Edler Weaver/McIver Luongo MacIntyre Oh and trade our 1st and Krajicek to move up in the draft to take Luke Schenn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Canucks in the 1st round is the Avs good luck charm. =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Stealth Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Canucks in the 1st round is the Avs good luck charm. =D I wouldn't be so quick to say something like that. This team can be a GIANT pest when they put their minds to it. I called yesterdays game perfectly! Overall, you may have us now, but not in the future. I hope anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Why not? We beat Vancouver in 1996 and the next time we played Vancouver in the first round was 2001. Pretty good luck, I'd say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Stealth Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Why not? We beat Vancouver in 1996 and the next time we played Vancouver in the first round was 2001. Pretty good luck, I'd say. Detroit beat us in 2002. Look what happened. Calgary beat us in 04, look where they went. Anaheim beat us last year. Look what happened. Sad but true. I should add that if you guys beat us again(which won't happen....easily at least), you won't win the cup unless Foote and Foppa stand on their heads. The Elite Pettinger Force will STOP you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 You took one little comment and gave it a whole new spin. Nowhere have I suggested we're Cup contenders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Stealth Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Don't worry Jets. Anyways, in last nights 3-1 win vs Phoenix, PPV cut out and froze for the whole 3rd period. Absolute bullshit. Everyone was pissed. They should just stop PPV games altogether. The even worse news anyways was Raymond is out for 4 weeks. Another big loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Garbage game from the Avs last night, too much passing and not enough shooting. Bullshit reffing as well, I loathe McGoo (I know it's spelled differently but for the life of me, I can't remember) I don't think the Avs play anyone between yesterdat and Thursday so I should be going to their next game. Avs usually win when I'm in attendance so heres hoping we kick Calgary's ass. On a more positive note, Smyth came back on Saturday and Foote/Forsberg returned last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Stealth Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Garbage game from the Avs last night, too much passing and not enough shooting. Bullshit reffing as well, I loathe McGoo (I know it's spelled differently but for the life of me, I can't remember) I don't think the Avs play anyone between yesterdat and Thursday so I should be going to their next game. Avs usually win when I'm in attendance so heres hoping we kick Calgary's ass. On a more positive note, Smyth came back on Saturday and Foote/Forsberg returned last night. Well at least you'll see a relatively healthy team. Going to wear an Avs jersey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 For sure, it'll be Roy or Budaj probably. The one time I didn't wear an Avs jersey to a game (March 31st, 2006), we got whooped 6-2 so it's bad luck now if I don't. I was trying to avoid the heckling, all I wore was my Avs hoodie ut I've come to realize Flames fans are pretty tame. I'd hear stories at school about how they dumped beer on opposing fans or got in fights or whatever but it turned out to be just that, stories. Can't wait to see my buddy Foote again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Peter Maher brought up something I'd been curious about in the paper today and that was how the NW division had done against each other. Standings looked like this... Colorado in 1st with 30 points Vancouver and Minnesota tied for 2nd with 27 points Calgary in 4th with 26 points Edmonton apparently sucks so much that he didn't mention how many points (well he didn't mention Edmonton at all actually, haha) but he did say Calgary has the fewest amount of wins against divisional rivals while Colorado has the most. I think the only rival Colorado is losing against in the season series is Minnesota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Calgary lacks class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Do you mean the brawl at the end there? I mentioned that at the dinner table and my dad got really angry that I even suggested that was part of "Flames hockey" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Do you mean the brawl at the end there? I mentioned that at the dinner table and my dad got really angry that I even suggested that was part of "Flames hockey" No, I'm referring to players on the Flames bench taunting the Jackets, swinging their sticks like golf clubs. I hope Nashville catches them and Calgary goes golfing early too, they deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 The Avs played like shit, the reffing was some of the worst I've seen all year, I got the one stupid heckler in my row (Sakic sucks, apparently. It was the only thing he ever said) and I got into a fight on the way to the car. I had a shitty f*cking night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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