jetsniper Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 i just finished vacuuming vacuum ... odd word IMO - but fun to type vacuum vacuum vacuum vacuum vacuum aka Minny's Mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Vacuum is funner (oops - more fun) to spell than anything. I love how it has 2 u's in a row. I think that's the only word in the language... By the way, goths, hippies and mimes suck. 1-0 Ottawa over Toronto! A minute in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 24 starts for me in 15 minutes! Yes! And Elisha is back this season! She'll be back on February 6th. DAMNI%T!$RF$?TYY$?Y%*&YT YOU JUST MADE ME CRY JETS :(:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 This is for all maple leafs fans all over the world: Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, doctor, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "but I was too embarrassed to say that he plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs, in front of the other kids." :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Pretty good joke, Tex. I heard the same one making fun of Kladno players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 By the way, goths, hippies and mimes suck. Hey leave the hippies alone man, they don't hurt anybody. Mimes on the other hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Hey leave the hippies alone man, they don't hurt anybody. Second-hand smoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Anyone seen Grizzly Man? Really, really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted February 4, 2006 Author Share Posted February 4, 2006 Second-hand smoke Statement withdrawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Hey, what about 3rd hand smoke!? Think about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revvvrob Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Hey, what about 3rd hand smoke!? Think about it... Have you been watching "Jay Jay the Jetplane"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Have you been watching "Jay Jay the Jetplane"? JJtJ? No idea what that is. Sorry mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revvvrob Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 JJtJ? No idea what that is. Sorry mate! children's animated jet plane - in between the 10 minute segments there is a spot that goes like this ... Rocks don't float ... they sink ... watch me put this rock in the water ... see ... it sinks ... what happens if you eat a rock? ... then go swimming ... think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 BUMPTASTIC! I received my test results for my Seneca Pre-Admissions Test Vocabulary - 35/40 - 91 %tile Reading Comprehension - 49/54 - 96 %tile -Recreational Reading - 16/18 -Textual Reading - 17/18 -Functional Reading - 16/18 -Literal Comprehension - 13/15 -Inferential Comprehension - 24/27 -Critical Comprehension - 12/12 (Those don't add up to 49 and 54 respectively, so I dunno what the hell is going on there.) English - 38/54 - 77 %tile -Capitalization - 4/6 -Punctuation - 8/10 -Applied Grammar - 7/11 -Sentence Correctness - 12/18 -Sentence Effectiveness - 7/9 (I blame msn and teh internetz) Total Reading - 84/94 - 95 %tile I'll take that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 -Literal Comprehension - 13/15 -Inferential Comprehension - 24/27 -Critical Comprehension - 12/12 (Those don't add up to 49 and 54 respectively, so I dunno what the hell is going on there.) Lucky math wasn't one of those subjects: 13 +12 +24 ____ 49 12 +15 +27 ____ 54 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 Lucky math wasn't one of those subjects: 13 +12 +24 ____ 49 12 +15 +27 ____ 54 hahahahahahaahahaha I was going by the complete total. That's where I got confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Well, it's only natural that Reading Comprehension matches the 3 comprehension marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted February 9, 2006 Author Share Posted February 9, 2006 Well, it's only natural that Reading Comprehension matches the 3 comprehension marks. ... is this because of the jerkface thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch_Habs_Fan Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Where did our humor thread go??? found this one quite amusing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Hahahaha...thats good. Best sign I've ever seen is still "Bertuzzi Wears Pink Panties" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trizzak Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 Where did our humor thread go??? found this one quite amusing! Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonus Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 that is now making the rounds through the IU grapevine... perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I start work saturday... BAHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoRvInA Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Have you seen the trailer on tv??? That liitle girl in the trailer for the 1977 remake of The Hills Have Eyes or Ears or soemthing......." Hey mister would you play with us???" darn She looks like she's been too a few too many hockey games and wasnt paying attention to flying pucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsniper Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 That little girl sounds like a Newfie to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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