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why ?? i'm 28

wow...............................this whole time i thought you were like 40............................ I thought you were a scary old man, who had a wife and liked cheating on her :lol:

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Gotta go with dark haired girls over the light haired girls.

And if she has a spanish accent? I'm done.

Personally I prefer Finnish accents. I actually met a real live Finn last New Year's, in a sauna no less, and her accent was outrageously sexy. ^_^

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Gotta go with dark haired girls over the light haired girls.

And if she has a spanish accent? I'm done.

I'm the same with a certain kind of British accent. Keira Knightley, Kate Winslet and Rachel Weisz all do me in.

*swoons*

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who was in that picture anyway? Not one of df's finnish bands again?

I like Asian girls because they find me interesting and Norewiegn girls for some reason they always flirt with me atleast the ones at Epcot did. lol. This one girl from Oslo kept blowing bubbles on me and I talked to this girl from Bergen for a half an hour. lol!

Plus my best friend that was a girl growing up was this british chick. Damnit! I wish her father didn't work for MI-6 because if they hadn't have moved back to the UK.... who knows.

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who was in that picture anyway? Not one of df's finnish bands again?

I like Asian girls because they find me interesting and Norewiegn girls for some reason they always flirt with me atleast the ones at Epcot did. lol. This one girl from Oslo kept blowing bubbles on me and I talked to this girl from Bergen for a half an hour. lol!

Plus my best friend that was a girl growing up was this british chick. Damnit! I wish her father didn't work for MI-6 because if they hadn't have moved back to the UK.... who knows.

Jonne and Ville. ^_^

nothing beat asian woman...final

tanned, darked haired and great accent

you likee likee? do i need to go further with the exemples? lol

Ehhhh, they're okay, but personally I prefer half-white/half-asian. I find it softens their otherwise overwhelmingly exotic features.

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Jonne and Ville. ^_^

Ehhhh, they're okay, but personally I prefer half-white/half-asian. I find it softens their otherwise overwhelmingly exotic features.

did you make that picture of Ville?? lol i dont recall seeing him hugging Jonne in any picture...

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Carmen Electra is the hottest woman on this earth and always will be.

I can guarantee you that nobody on this board can convince me otherwise lol

You're welcome to your own opinion. I disagree with that statement, but I don't find it critical enough to argue.

sorry to ruin the girlfest but when did Habsworld start needing ads.

The mods started a thread about this a couple weeks ago. It's to help with the funding.

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I went bowling tonight. I haven't bowled in years, and this was my first time with 10 pins. My best score was a pitiful 98

Sweet. I tower over you with a high of 103. (or was it 102?)

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Dear Alcohol,

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work daiquiri, a glass of wine on the weekend, you're even around in the holidays, or hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.

However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion & mustard (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chili & sour cream red rock chips)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, & the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3 p.m. hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, & the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.

In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3 p.m. (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful

partnership.

Thank you,

Your biggest fan

P.S.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. No Kebab for me Thank you!

4. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

7. Yes, could you please rub some more Vaseline back there!

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