KoZed Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Check this out: http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/19/paris-she-shoots-she-scores/ Gives a little hint in the "off-the-ice" problems that has been plaguing Jose (who has a wife and newborn kid). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Check this out: http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/19/paris-she-shoots-she-scores/ Gives a little hint in the "off-the-ice" problems that has been plaguing Jose (who has a wife and newborn kid). Haha, I really don't even know what to say. @ Jose, Good Luck Mahn, you need it. Actually, more like.... @ Colorado, Good Luck Mahnz, you REALLY need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Nasty Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 It is hard to see if that really is Theodore...This website is also the only one reporting it so until I see more proof I am not believing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 they both look real sweaty, don't swank Toronto clubs have air-con? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 It is hard to see if that really is Theodore...This website is also the only one reporting it so until I see more proof I am not believing it. Its on loop on the news channels here. Its really him... and her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanpuck33 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Thank goodness he is no longer with the Habs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 Here you go Mr. Nasty http://www.cyberpresse.ca/article/20060620...029/0/FRONTPAGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Nasty Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Wow, that dawg! Wonder if this is how his wife found out, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's the funniest shit ever. Good thing Theo isn't playing in Montreal, oh man the media would LOVE to rip one on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 Now I'm expecting that pretty soon Theo will be placed on the IR with a groin injury... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Now I'm expecting that pretty soon Theo will be placed on the IR with a groin injury... Man I don't even want to go there. Paris Hilton is DIRTY. I would not even touch her with a 10 foot pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigRedC Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Now I'm expecting that pretty soon Theo will be placed on the IR with a groin injury... I can honestly say, BG is looking pretty good right now. :hlogo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_faerie87 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Bahahaha, oh man, I am SO glad he is out of Montreal! Bob really looks like a genius now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 (edited) The thing is: this isnt the first time that Theo pulls this type of stunts behind his girlfriend's back. We just didn't hear about it publicly because the Montreal press was covering for him. *coughCarolineNeroncough coughMarieSoleilToupincough* Like I said in the first post: its one of the reasons Gainey dealt Theodore. His private life is all messed up. To Theo's defense, his girlfriend is way on the neurotic side (after all, she's the daugter of Guy Cloutier) but he should have thought about that before get a kid with her. Poor poor kid. Your dad is Theodore, your mom is a Cloutier and your stepmom could be Paris Hilton! How f**ked up do you think that kid's gonna be? Edited June 20, 2006 by KoZed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habsfan88 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Theooo wtf! Paris Hilton is a slut...and she is skinny as a rake! What are you thinkin bro! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komisarek the Cruncher Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Thank you Theo and the media for once again proving that Theo's departure was the best thing to ever happen to the Habs, like I've been saying since day 1 of this season. And people were definding him so hard on this board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 Theooo wtf! Paris Hilton is a slut...and she is skinny as a rake! Paris Hilton is probably the only girl who is skinny yet still fatty. She has about 0 muscle mass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Paris Hilton is probably the only girl who is skinny yet still fatty. She has about 0 muscle mass! I think she only uses muscle energy to adjust the angle of her face for photographers, she has turned that "looking sort of sideways" thing into her signature! Warhol was right when he predicted that, unlike in the past when people had to do something extraordinary to become famous, in the future people would be famous for being "celebrities." I concur with all who are happy Theodore in no longer playing with the Habs, he is basically a punk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexstream Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Check this out: http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/19/paris-she-shoots-she-scores/ Gives a little hint in the "off-the-ice" problems that has been plaguing Jose (who has a wife and newborn kid). Someone told Jose that it'd cost his first born to sleep with Paris. he accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcat1 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Hmmm............ now there's another way for a goalie to score. :king: :hlogo: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigRedC Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Hmmm............ now there's another way for a goalie to score. :king: :hlogo: :king: Or you can't just shoot the puck down the ice when the goalie is pulled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 (edited) I concur with all who are happy Theodore in no longer playing with the Habs, he is basically a punk. I wont pass judgement on his character, but I'll state the obvious: Jose has no judgement at all. When he went back to Paris' hotel, after she went in Theo waited 15 mins in her car before following her, to be discreet. Ok, let's pause. See what's wrong here? Jose, Jose... If you're going to cheat on your girlfriend, with whom you have a newborn; and try to be discreet about it... why do you do it with THE SINGLE MOST FOLLOWED AND PHOTOGRAPHED GIRL ON THE PLANET???? Worst... judgement... ever! Hmmm............ now there's another way for a goalie to score. :king: :hlogo: :king: Shit... scoring with Paris Hilton is like scoring after a shot deflected off your butt. You dont have to do anything except to be at the right place at the right time. Any fruit could score with Paris Hilton. Especially a watermellon. Edited June 21, 2006 by KoZed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre the Great Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 I do not get the fascination with Paris Hilton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch_Habs_Fan Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 me neither, she is so ugly. And if you dont watch out you break her in half! Theo, what an A'hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcat1 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 I wont pass judgement on his character, but I'll state the obvious: Jose has no judgement at all. When he went back to Paris' hotel, after she went in Theo waited 15 mins in her car before following her, to be discreet. Ok, let's pause. See what's wrong here? Jose, Jose... If you're going to cheat on your girlfriend, with whom you have a newborn; and try to be discreet about it... why do you do it with THE SINGLE MOST FOLLOWED AND PHOTOGRAPHED GIRL ON THE PLANET???? Worst... judgement... ever! Shit... scoring with Paris Hilton is like scoring after a shot deflected off your butt. You dont have to do anything except to be at the right place at the right time. Any fruit could score with Paris Hilton. Especially a watermellon. That was simply another of my flippant pun-based posts. Nothing serious intended in it. I can't be bothered with the Paris Hilton thing except to say that her parents (father?) has some left-handed sense of humour by naming her after one of his buildings... I think I'll call my next kid 'Hofner' after my superb hollowbody archtop guitar... or maybe 'Dell' after my laptop or... 'Toyota' after the make of cars that I've been driving since 1982... or.... By the way, it's safe to say that it won't happen since I'm 56 and my wife is in the same age range... all we get to do now is to practice... nothing comes out of the effort. :king: :hlogo: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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