KoZed Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 HIGGINS IS A SISSY BOY TOO SCARE TO GO IN FRONT OF THE NET ANDREI KOSTITSYN IS A LAZY ASS EURO WHO CAUGHT THE RYDER BUG AND WONT SHOOT THE F'N PUCK LATENDRESSE IS THE SECOND COMING OF TURNER STEVENSON: SLOW AND HANDS OF STONE ANDREI MARKOV IS A CHOKER WHO CAN'T QB A POWERPLAY PRICE IS AN OVERRATED GOALIE WHO SHOWED HE WAS JUST A FLUKE LAST NIGHT DANDENEAULT IS USELESS AND SHOULD HAVE RETIRED ALREADY Aaaaaaahhhh... feel much better now Hmmm, wait, I forgot one: KOIVU COULD HAVE COME BACK IN GAME 3 BUT WHEN HE SAW THE BRUINS HIT & GRIND HE DECIDED HE LIKED THE PRESS BOX BETTER! *crosses fingers and hopes the reverse-jinx will work on all the aforementionned players in Game 6* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wamsley01 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 HIGGINS IS A SISSY BOY TOO SCARE TO GO IN FRONT OF THE NET ANDREI KOSTITSYN IS A LAZY ASS EURO WHO CAUGHT THE RYDER BUG AND WONT SHOOT THE F'N PUCK LATENDRESSE IS THE SECOND COMING OF TURNER STEVENSON: SLOW AND HANDS OF STONE ANDREI MARKOV IS A CHOKER WHO CAN'T QB A POWERPLAY PRICE IS AN OVERRATED GOALIE WHO SHOWED HE WAS JUST A FLUKE LAST NIGHT DANDENEAULT IS USELESS AND SHOULD HAVE RETIRED ALREADY Aaaaaaahhhh... feel much better now Hmmm, wait, I forgot one: KOIVU COULD HAVE COME BACK IN GAME 3 BUT WHEN HE SAW THE BRUINS HIT & GRIND HE DECIDED HE LIKED THE PRESS BOX BETTER! *crosses fingers and hopes the reverse-jinx will work on all the aforementionned players in Game 6* Those look like headlines pulled from a leaf board. Your jinxes have been succesful this year. So I trust that you will pull us through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
les_glorieux Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 (edited) SERGEI KOSTITSYN IS A RET@RD WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A PENALTY IS APPARENTLY HIGGINS PLAYED LAST NIGHT. WTF? PRICE IS TOO COCKY, HE THINKS HE CAN PLAY ANY PUCK REGARDLESS OF THE SITUATION. HE ALSO GIVES BAD INTERVIEWS ANDREI KOSTITSYN IS A HUGE EUROPEAN WUSS RYDER IS LOCKED INTO THE SAME POSITION: ALWAYS READY TO GET A CRAPPY INACCURATE SHOT OFF TURTLEPLEKS STILL PLAYS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL MARK STREIT IS NOT INJURED, HE'S JUST SWISS LATENDRESSE HASN'T MADE A GOOD BODYCHECK SINCE HE ENDED THAT GUY'S CAREER WE ARE A TEAM OF A BUNCH OF HOPELESS EUROS WITH NO EMOTION CARBO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT USED TO MAKE THIS TEAM GOOD Ahhh I feel better... I've never tried a reverse jinx, but here goes nothing! Edited April 18, 2008 by les_glorieux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Stealth Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I like the Habs. They suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habsfan Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 (edited) All i know is that i will be praying throughout the game on saturday. I will pray to the hockey gods to let the Habs win. Pray that we get some lucky bounces and that the puck rolls our way. Pray that we get some lucky defletions and that the Refs miss some calls on our boys. I will pray! :bow: :hlogo: :bow: Edited April 18, 2008 by Habsfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
les_glorieux Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 All i know is that i will be praying throughout the game on saturday. I will pray to the hockey gods to let the Habs win. Pray that we get some lucky bounces and that the puck rolls our way. Pray that we get some lucky defletions and that the Refs miss some calls on our boys. I will pray! :bow: :hlogo: :bow: It's going to be 21 degrees celsius on Saturday. I don't care. I'm going to be wearing every Habs thing I own. Including a tie. I'm going to sacrificing a poutine. And make a pilgramage to the Forum so I can draw my own blood and write go habs go on the sidewalk. Then I'm going to the Church of Saint Jude on St. Denis to pray. They have a tv so I'll prob watch it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 APPARENTLY HIGGINS PLAYED LAST NIGHT. WTF? PRICE IS TOO COCKY, HE THINKS HE CAN PLAY ANY PUCK REGARDLESS OF THE SITUATION. HE ALSO GIVES BAD INTERVIEWS RYDER IS LOCKED INTO THE SAME POSITION: ALWAYS READY TO GET A CRAPPY INACCURATE SHOT OFF MARK STREIT IS NOT INJURED, HE'S JUST SWISS LOL Those were funnier than mine. Didja hear that Markov & Kovalev will represent Russia at the next Olympics? Yeah... ON THE DIVING TEAM! GORGES HAS AS MUCH OFFENSIVE UPSIDE AS A BLIND DECLAWED KITTEN! O'BYRNE DIDNT STEAL THAT PURSE, HE SINCERELY THOUGHT IT WAS HIS! PLEKANEC IS SULKING BECAUSE HE'S JEALOUS OF O'BYRNE'S PURSE! SERGEI KOSTITSYN: CROUCHING TIGER, INVISIBLE DRAGON. Or maybe the other way... TIM THOMAS = DOMINIK HASEK CIRCA 98! MILAN LUCIC IS THE NEW CAM NEELY! MARC SAVARD IS THE NEW ADAM OATES! CHARA PWNS KOVALEV! JULIEN PWNS CARBO! BRUINS ARE ON A ROLL AND IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP! HABS NEW CHANT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! It's going to be 21 degrees celsius on Saturday. I don't care. I'm going to be wearing every Habs thing I own. Including a tie. I'm going to sacrificing a poutine. And make a pilgramage to the Forum so I can draw my own blood and write go habs go on the sidewalk. Then I'm going to the Church of Saint Jude on St. Denis to pray. They have a tv so I'll prob watch it there. Carbo should pull a Demers-in-93 and go light candles at the Notre-Dame Basilica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habsfan Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 FV.CK the bruins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that really felt good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTH Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 GORGES HAS AS MUCH OFFENSIVE UPSIDE AS A BLIND DECLAWED KITTEN! I don't know why but this one made me burst out in laughter. Luckily, I'm home alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canajun Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 wait, I've just been handed something .... Plekanec' condition has been upgraded to "Little Boy"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAussiePosse Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 FIRE CABONNEAU! FIRE PRICE! FIRE HAMRLIK! FIRE MARKOV! FIRE KOMISAREK! FIRE STREIT! FIRE DANDENAULT! FIRE O'BYRNE! FIRE BEGIN! FIRE SMOLINSKI! FIRE LATENDRESSE! FIRE KOSTOPOLOUS! FIRE LAPIERRE! FIRE RYDER! FIRE BOTH KOSTITSYNS! FIRE PLEKANEC! FIRE HIGGINS! FIRE KOIVU! FIRE KOIVU AGAIN! It's kinda addictive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habsfan Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 FIRE CABONNEAU! FIRE PRICE! FIRE HAMRLIK! FIRE MARKOV! FIRE KOMISAREK! FIRE STREIT! FIRE DANDENAULT! FIRE O'BYRNE! FIRE BEGIN! FIRE SMOLINSKI! FIRE LATENDRESSE! FIRE KOSTOPOLOUS! FIRE LAPIERRE! FIRE RYDER! FIRE BOTH KOSTITSYNS! FIRE PLEKANEC! FIRE HIGGINS! FIRE KOIVU! FIRE KOIVU AGAIN! It's kinda addictive... You forgot Kovalev!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbhatt Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 You forgot Kovalev!!! The one guy who did show up last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMPL Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 GO HABS GO!!!!! :ghg: :ghg: :ghg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 GO HABS GO!!!!! :ghg: :ghg: :ghg: FORE HABS FORE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy26 Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMPL Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 FORE HABS FORE!!!! I just realized it's a jinxing thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!! I LOVE... LAMP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLassister Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Bruins in 7 :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athlétique.Canadien Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 (edited) Worry is always the playoffs for me regardless of which round it is, large or small! Am I venting? Damn straight I am. I've mentioned this before, but the Hartford Whalers matchups had me in about as much stitches in the 80's as this matchup does now. After all, on April 17th, 1986 the Whalers beat the Habs to avoid elimination. It's wired right now. Is it reason to panic or is it tomorrows picnic celebration? Who knows? I have to believe that the players with the addition of Koivu (hopefully) will answer the mirror that stared back hard at the players friday morning. :hlogo: GO HABS GO. PS. Worry continues. Edited April 19, 2008 by Athlétique.Canadien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBHabs_fan Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Oh my God, we're in HUGE trouble. We have to make BIG changes!!! I propose: Kostitsyn- Begin - Brisebois Streit- Koivu- Dandenault Bouillon- PLekanec -Kostopoulos Hamrlik- Chipchura- Ryder Markov- Smolinski Lapierre- Komisarek O'Byrne- Halak Price I'm hoping this would shake things up enough to get the job done.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecurb Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Don Cherry guarantees the Bruins win game 6. Everyone knows the man is NEVER wrong. He was the coach of the year, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMMR Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I hope to close this thread tomorrow around 9:40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycing Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I hope to close this thread tomorrow around 9:40 Some krazy lines you'll never see: Ryder - Koivu - Kovalev Kostitsyn - Plekanec - Kostitsyn Latendresse - Higgins - Lapierre Begin - Smolinski - Kostopoulos Markov - Komisarek Hamrlik - Brisebois Gorges - O'Byrne Price Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoZed Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 I hope to close this thread tomorrow around 9:40 No. If things keep going the way they are, you won't be able to close this thread until next October!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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