Seb Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 My favourite so far: What do Mike Komisarek and Timmins, Ontario have in common???? They are both Minus 25 come Christmas Bada-bing!! :clap: What's the difference between a cigarette vending machine and the Toronto Maple Leafs? The vending machine's got Players (Player's)! Quote
Jean Posted October 24, 2009 Posted October 24, 2009 (edited) Quand on se compare, on se console, like we say in French. Seems like the Leafs and Islanders will be battling for last place in the east. Q: What's the diffence in beetween the Leafs and a triangle? A: The triangle have 3 points Edited October 24, 2009 by Jean Quote
goalerexpert86 Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 After harsh critism from the Toronto Media Toskala attempted to take his own life and jumped in front of a bus...luckily it went between his legs. Quote
redondo Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 What do Vesa Toskala and Michael Jackson have in common? - They both wear one glove for apparently no reason. Quote
PMAC Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) ROFLMAO Keep the jokes coming! Komisarek charged with 4 giveaways during the loss to the Canucks Mikhail Grabovski 8 GP 1 G 3A -1 Francois Beauchemin 8 GP 1 G 2 A -5 Mike Komisarek 8 GP 0 G --for Toronto ! 0 A -4 23 PIM Edited October 25, 2009 by PMAC Quote
Dutch_Habs_Fan Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 Komisarek charged with 4 giveaways during the loss to the Canucks Mikhail Grabovski 8 GP 1 G 3A -1 Francois Beauchemin 8 GP 1 G 2 A -5 Mike Komisarek 8 GP 0 G 0 A -4 23 PIM And he banged one in his own goal again! Montreal still pays him? Quote
Colin Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 And he banged one in his own goal again! Montreal still pays him? I believe he's scored two on his own net so far this young season. But stop slagging the Leafs! They're Canada's team, and all y'all's team too! GO LEAFS GO! TRUCULENCE! Quote
johnnyhasbeen Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 I am so glad that Burke hates the Leafs as much as I do! Quote
dlbalr Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 My contribution, not sure if it's in the link, came across it reading a basketball forum: Q - Why are the Maple Leafs like a bad bank? A - No checking, no savings, and definitely no interest! Quote
PMAC Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 Komisarek charged with 4 giveaways during the loss to the Canucks Mikhail Grabovski 8 GP 1 G 3A -1 Francois Beauchemin 8 GP 1 G 2 A -5 Mike Komisarek 8 GP 0 G --for Toronto ! 0 A -4 23 PIM ah, c'mon people irony? what's the biggest joke about the Leaves? I listed 3 of them, get it? Q. What are the Maple Leafs going to dress up as on Halloween? A. Hockey players Quote
Athlétique.Canadien Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 Here is your Toronto Maple Leaf Monday fun puzzle : Try this on your querty keyboard. Type: Lead Hit backspace. Then type the key located to the immediate right of the D key. Hit backspace. Now what? Puzzle completed or if you are still bored please type the key located to the immediate left of the L key. ENJOY Quote
JCPetit Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 Komisarek doesn't play with Markov anymore and it shows. As far as I am concerned, Hill plays better than him -- the way he was playing in the second half of last season, I mean. Quote
JMMR Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 3-2 leafs. Leading after 1 Leading after 2 Here we go I hope they have a win before Oct 31st. Quote
JoeLassister Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 3-2 leafs. Leading after 1 Leading after 2 Here we go I hope they have a win before Oct 31st. 3 goals on the PP. Quote
JMMR Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 3 goals on the PP. 2 on 5 on 3s I hope the Ducks take 10 or 12 more penalty's. Quote
JoeLassister Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 5-2. The Laughs are serioust tonight. Quote
parksville habsfan Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 6-3 final, 5 powerplay goals including 3 with a 2 man advantage and 1 on a delayed penalty while on the powerplay. Quote
JMMR Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 6-3 final, 5 powerplay goals including 3 with a 2 man advantage and 1 on a delayed penalty while on the powerplay. Did I see right 5 5 on 3s they had? Quote
kenadian Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 Glad they got the gorilla off their backs before Saturday as well...........of we'd be the ones killing off all those 5-on-3's (or it always seems like it when we play them) Quote
Colin Posted October 31, 2009 Posted October 31, 2009 Leafs are dressing up as hockey players for Halloween. Their fans should be scared. Quote
Habsy Posted October 31, 2009 Posted October 31, 2009 I'm not adding anything to the anti-leaf stuff tonight. I can see them spanking us, at home on saturday night. Quote
Colin Posted October 31, 2009 Posted October 31, 2009 I'm not adding anything to the anti-leaf stuff tonight. I can see them spanking us, at home on saturday night. Truculence! GO LEAFS GO! Quote
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